The process of wrapping your hand in toilet paper in hopes of breaking fecal matter that was too large flush in half; there in turn making it to easily flush-able turds.
by Skull68 March 3, 2010
A attractive middle aged woman who arrived way ahead of time. Makes guys regret their date of birth. Usually with a Kid who seem like their Sibling.
Guy1: Hey who is that girl
Chad: Forget about her She is a Santoor Mummy.
Guy1: What's that?
Chad: Look it up on Urban Dictionary
Chad: Forget about her She is a Santoor Mummy.
Guy1: What's that?
Chad: Look it up on Urban Dictionary
by Ishqterra May 16, 2023
Residual, rolled up pieces of toilet paper left after wiping one's rectum. These artifacts are often found tangled in the hair adjacent to the sphincter. However, they my become dislodged resulting in the universally hated foot mummy and/or shower drain mummy.
by Moistmerkin69 May 9, 2013
by Naught Parrot October 18, 2018
A slang which means "your mom". This slang originates from delhi, India and is now commonly used among 'dank' people on the internet.
by Metalol_fence November 27, 2021
That girl in the office that makes it her god-given duty to make sure all her co-workers are happy, healthy, fed properly and get a hug when they need it.
Guy 1: Hay, where'd you get that toast?
Guy 2: Work Mummy found out I skipped breakfast and lunch, so she made it for me and dropped it off at the cubicle.
Guy 2: Work Mummy found out I skipped breakfast and lunch, so she made it for me and dropped it off at the cubicle.
by J-Cutter November 11, 2009
A skanky greasy mother who neglects her children by not making them proper meals and does the least possible so she doesnt get shut down by the NSPCC.
Jessica: What has your mum got you for lunch today Nyah?
Nyah: Left over KFC popcorn chicken from last night after my mum had been out on the lash! She's such a scummy mummy!
Nyah: Left over KFC popcorn chicken from last night after my mum had been out on the lash! She's such a scummy mummy!
by Frank Tourette December 14, 2011