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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.

Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.

by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025

Moat

Moat- a great moustache (moe) + a great goatee (goat) = moat

"Hey greg that's a nice moat you have on your face mate", "thankyou Tyson"

by Poo@Gswag January 21, 2017

Meat Moat

The juiced up crevice of a coochie owner. A deep moat ready for meat filling. Hole.

After some intense foreplay, he found the meat moat ready to pound

by CocaineClownPosse July 8, 2024

G-MOAT

Greatest membership of all time.

Have you heard of our membership? It's the G-MOAT.

by wolfx2 February 11, 2022

Mah-moat

A word my little sister says because she can't speak great she says that word for remote also this could just mean you're really bored and looking through urban dictionary because you don't know what the fuck to do And apparently this definition already exists let's see if this will help

Sissy give me my mah-moat

by Supupdog January 28, 2019

MOAT

Mother Of All Turds like MOAB

Bob stunk up the bathroom with a MOAT.

Must have been the Mother Of All Turds

by Gainesville BOB April 14, 2017