The cutest guy in the school. all the girls love him. but the only girl that is right for him is any girl named grace, especially one with a last name that starts with v, w, or z, and that has a birthday in June, July or August, and the date an even number. Malcolm is tots hot and deserves to have the perfect grace!
"man, malcolm is smoking, he is perfect for that grace girl!"
"look at malcolm and grace, they are perfect for each other."
"i'm soooo jealous of malcolm and grace, they are meant to be."
"look at malcolm and grace, they are perfect for each other."
"i'm soooo jealous of malcolm and grace, they are meant to be."
by rahrahrahromama January 01, 2012
A person who always being an ass who whoop duy in a poker game! Who thinks he will win but then malcolm always come out with something higher
you malcolm
by kid9430 May 05, 2010
Tyrone: whats wring with that guys voice.
Tanner: That’s Malcolm you probably know him from call of duty voice chats.
Tanner: That’s Malcolm you probably know him from call of duty voice chats.
by Sickomode_or_MomBamba January 24, 2019
by StonerBoner69er April 14, 2019
the most nicotine addicted kid you will ever meet. He smells like gravy and his nose looks like a grapefruit. He can’t live without his prized possession the juul
He has a nicotine addiction? What a Malcolm!
by bumblebee554 May 19, 2019
This is a male who enjoys the arts of eproctophilia or better known as fart fetish. Malcolms commonly receive pink eye and typically have bad breath. most females attracted to Malcolms are big girls who don't mind passing there gas for a purpose.
by Willis Cockfit January 23, 2020
The best dad in the world. Sincere. He takes up for others. He protects his children at all cost. Best man you will ever meet in your life. It's hard for him to show his emotions. He is shy and fun.
by Queen. 051 March 03, 2018