shake the dew off my lily

To urinate, to piss.

Whew, I gotta go shake the dew off my lily.

by OfficerBH169 August 16, 2006

lily on the plateau

a sexual position where a man places his penis between a woman's breasts and thrusts it up and down in order to reach an orgasm.

if pamela anderson were a prostitute, they'd call her "lily" after her sexual specialty of lily on the plateau.

by CheshireKat November 23, 2005

Lily the peepeehead

Lily the peepeehead is, well... a peepeehead. She is also a gay bitch ass hoe. She’s a real loser. She likes to fuck trees sometimes and it’s really weird

Lily the peepeehead is so fucking weirdddddd

by Lily the peepeehead October 5, 2019

lily the stoner

A girl who likes the good Cush

“Dad it’s the good Cush!” Said lily the stoner “you’re right lily, you’re right”

by Your friendly local lesbian November 13, 2018

Lily the hardning witch

A stick like creature that likes witch craft and is a total bitch to anyone that does anything to offend it. You should be careful when near a lily the hardning witch because it will go after you while also sending it's pack of weird witches. A lily the hardning witch is annoying especially when dating because they will be clingy to you 24/7 even if you have something important. Example: "What's that? Your dad is in a critical condition in the hospital? Well idgaf I'm still and you never replied to my dms, anyways, give me attention." Hence, you should never date a creature such as this and if you do so and want to dump it then you should do it carefully or else it and it's wild pack of witches will spam hurtful dms wishing you are harmed.

My mind and life has been at ease ever since i dumped lily the hardning witch.

by OctoChupapi April 7, 2023

Lily, The Great Procrastinator

I LOVE TO replace high-priority actions with tasks of lower priority. I ALSO LOVE doing stuff for my enjoyment, and thus putting off important tasks to a later time.

Lily, The Great Procrastinator once thought about conquering the Nation of Panem but chose to watch Sailor Moon instead.

by THEGIRLONFIRE October 9, 2012

Lilo The God

Lilo The God is an absolutely admirable creature who is all-knowing, responsible, stunning, and prodigious. This goddess is ruthless during any situation no matter what is going on around her. She is extremely trustworthy and considerate with others feelings and will never drop their secrets. She will also be there for anybody and cheer them up every time its needed.

I've been feeling pretty gloomy lately, I really need Lilo The God at this moment.

by never gonna' give you up March 19, 2022