John

Probably the best guy you will ever meet in your life. Looks best with no shirt and leaning over a couch telling you he has to take a shower. Basically, if you meet him you WILL fall in love with him and there is nothing you can do about it. VERY obsessed with video games, but he makes it look hot. He will spend all the free time he can get talking to you, even if he only has five minutes. By far the sweetest guy in the world, a gentleman, and exremely handsome.

person 1-John just talked to me!
person 2- are you kidding?! what'd he say!?
person 1- absolutely nothing!
person 2- your so lucky!

by ouisorazzal27 December 25, 2010

John

this nigga got an ego that fucking big. Big ass ego. Holy shit big as fuck. Like big holy shit. My fucking god

You heard of john?
Yes, he is open.
K.

by Team Fortress 2 October 16, 2019

John

JUICY

John is juicy

by Juicy pol May 20, 2019

John

John is the name of a sexy, handsome, adorable, cute as can be guy. He is usually paired with girls named Marissa, because a John is the only one who can handle her craziness. John is a perfect guy to date because he is caring, loving, protective, loyal, trust-worthy, hilarious, romantic guy who will do anything to make his girl happy. John will not let his girl go for anyone else; he is very protective. He is moody on occasion and will only open up to someone he knows he can trust but when he does spill what's on his mind he can be very emotional and shows that he has true feelings. John will not let this out to just anyone though. John also has a playful side that shows when he hangs out with his many guy friends. John is a man who is respectable, successful and intelligent. He usually is an extremely good athlete which puts him in amazing shape. His body is tight and very muscular with gorgeous abs, biceps, and legs. Johns usually do not realize how amazing they are and anyone who tries to tell them will not get through. John is a tall brunet with very tan, perfect skin and dark brown eyes that hold many secrets. His gaze will make any girl's stomach flutter. John's kisses are passionate and filled with his love for you and he is AMAZING in bed. John is an fabulous man and any girl who is with him is crazy to ever let him go.

"Wow! Who's that amazing shortstop? Number 5? The tall brunette? He's fucking hot!"

"I just had an amazing night with my husband, John. We had a romantic dinner and then amazing sex! God he makes me feel so good!"

"OMFG John is so fucking funny!"

by mars52610 August 30, 2011

john

the cutest most adorable person in the entire of the world

i am a john. meep.

by Meepmeep meep March 13, 2012

John

the bestest friend ever he's very thicc and the most kindest person ever

friend 1: "isn't that john that has a thicc ass?"
friend 2: "ohhh of course"

by todoroki the thicc boi March 29, 2020

John

Definition 1: The object of attention surrounding Cardinal Mooney Catholic High School’s track and Cross country teams. Often accompanied with the word “yeah” before it. He is the pure essence of running broken down into it’s true form.

Definition 2: A sub species of human commonly hunted by the Terrance, more widely known as the Dj. The Dj spends hours acquiring all known information about John so he can hunt him down. The Dj likes to freak out the John by sending creepily hilarious videos directed at the John. Definition two of John is commonly accompanied by the word “hey” beforehand.

Definition 1: Gigi: Have you seen my grandson, who’s name goes by John?
Everyone on Mooney cross country: Yeah John!

Definition 2: Dj (Terrance) Blakeley: Hey John, things are looking a bit silly today, aren’t they a John.

John: Things are looking honestly pretty good today xD! Lol

by Donovan Bee May 20, 2022