Mad Hatter

The act of cumming on your partner’s hair and immediately placing a hat on afterwards. Thus, making them a mad hatter from the amount of time it will take to completely remove your baby sauce.

Invented in Danbury Connecticut; home of the Mad Hatters
“Did you hear Conway gave Cathy a mad hatter. There was so much cum it glued the hat right onto her head”
by Mike Honcho playgirl star November 21, 2019
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Mad Hatter

A deeply annoying person who you just wish would leave you alone.
"Connie, Megan and Aimee are a bunch of mad hatters" Chef Adrian
by wolfburp November 15, 2016
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Black Hatter

noun
/blak hadər/

One who practices an Earth based spirituality that predates Buddhism, Hinduism, Islamism, Judeo-Christianity, or Sikhism.
"I have fellowship with Black Hatters on Monday."
"My Black Hatter group picks up litter around the lake on Earth Day."
by Skellatina December 23, 2020
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floppy hatter

An American woman or gay/bi male who travels to most often to Europe seeking “cultural enrichment” which most often means, sexual encounters with as many random European Men as possible before returning home to America. Some just like a single fling, most prefer to inhale copious amounts of European(white preferably) man meat. The name is derived from the trademark floppy straw hat American women prefer to wear casually indicating her status as a traveler.
Brenda’s back from her summer as a floppy hatter in Barcelona, her body count must be crazy by now.
by Tricky Bobby February 12, 2024
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Chronic Hatter

Someone who is a true friend, Always there for you when you need something
The other day Chronic Hatter helped me with the bully
by _Lushboii January 19, 2011
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Little Gay Hatter

Next step in the evolution of delusional little gay elves, who believe they are the only sane ones and our children are going to grow up in a dystopian nightmare. Their t-shirts are still available.
The little gay one has been rambling for hours now and has gone done the rabbit hole. He's gone full little gay hatter.
by Chipleader Hero March 27, 2021
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Jump Hatter

One who resorts to jumping on his hat when times are rough.
Aw, man, my wife's such a Jump Hatter
by Schulp March 25, 2009
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