Weekend Haggis

Your last resort person to hang out with. The dregs of your social life. If the alternative is staying home for the third Saturday night in a row, you call your weekend haggis.

You: I’m going for a drink with Tom tomorrow night.
Friend: I thought you didn’t like Tom?
You: yeah but he’s my weekend haggis.

by Jrefap June 26, 2021

Haggis Factor

A hidden cost factor used by any scottish person who owns a business.

Mr. MacKay buys product at a certain price and marks it up using a haggis factor to overinflate the cost.

by hfactor October 12, 2009

Haggis Nyash

What fallen men, commonly by the name of Ayobami, devour on a daily basis

Ayobami - "Oh Meredith, that Haggis Nyash was so delightful! Please may I have some more?"

by Halal Jamal November 1, 2022

Devil's haggis

Colostomy bag. Full to bursting. Possibly abandoned in a public space.

Don't kick that son, that's a Devil's haggis. Here, poke it with this stick.

by Cappo Fiddlé January 15, 2013

hairy haggis

Scots. An adult penis.

"Hoots Jimmy, will ye stop playing wi' yer hairy haggis!" You dinnae impress me"

by The Curmudgeonly Scribbler June 20, 2018

Rainbow Haggis

When you eat so much candy that your insides probably look like a rainbow haggis.

"Ugh, I shouldn't have eaten all those skittles; I feel like a rainbow haggis."

by TheAustralianMoose27 March 6, 2020

Whack the haggis

Glaswegian term for the vigorous two handed option of masturbation while watching reflection in mirror.

Eg '' Hamish decided to 'whack the haggis' when his mother walked in with the coco pops...''

by Samanda#1 November 29, 2009