upper-gummer

When someone gives a large, horse toothed grin inadvertently showing their full upper gums, they are considered an upper-gummer.

Check out that upper-gummer in that selfie! I wonder if she realizes how she looks?

by Inaffitimogen January 17, 2021

Gummer Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job from someone with no teeth (hence the gummer), while taking a shit on the toilet (hence the blumpkin).

Donald was the most delighted when ol' Betsy from room 309 came down the hall before midnight and surprised him with a Gummer Blumpkin on his birthday; needless to say, that's one way to keep the Doctor away!

by Willywonkered August 9, 2025

Bubble gummer

The act of getting a blow job by anyone with removable dentures, preferably over the age of 60, while they have a mouth full of pop rocks and bubble gum causing you to fart and cum at the same time while giving the effect of blowing bubbles on your penis

Yesterday your grandma gave me a solid bubble gummer

by Hoverdumper April 27, 2023

Burt Gummer

A survivalist and expert graboid hunter.

Burt Gummer is a man who has been called many things, but he is truly a survivalist.

by Midwestern idiot July 26, 2024

connor gummer

the white mark henry

"your not to bad yourself" - Connor Gummer

by Heisenberg_Fan1994 October 25, 2022

Gummer

A certain amount of cocaine (stretching from teeth to jaw) in order to induce a peak high at the same time as your friends. Used by the CIA every 9/11 to astral project into the terrorist communities to prevent anyone from doing more world trade center collapses.

If we gave him a gummer we wouldn't have enough for the rest of us (in order to astral project)

by Hotpies September 22, 2023

Gummer

Referring to a female who is viewed as nothing more than a slab of meat. While occasionally used as a term of endearment between friends; a gummer is a total loser or shmuck.

"I was hanging dong with an absolute gummer last night. Not proud of it, but it happened."

"Idiot #1: GUMMER GUMMER GUMMER GUMMER"
"Idiot #2: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"

by Prycethebucket December 10, 2020