Go Greyhound

To go crazy and stab the shit out of people. Like "going postal" with a knife. Also, Greyhound's advertising slogan.

Dude had a knife and decided to Go Greyhound on people. The police tased the shit out of him.

by khreng September 30, 2008

Greyhound RP

A 5 year long Minecraft roleplay consisting of a bunch of idiots with Xboxes. It will have a session eventually. There is no when, just eventually.

I’m a member of Greyhound RP because I have nothing better to do with my life.

by OneX_One1 September 14, 2019

Greyhound Bus Therapy

A type of “therapy” provided where a person in an official capacity places someone in dire straits on a bus to a distant city instead of offering them the help they need.

They elected to offer him the top of the line treatment given to folks like him; he was released from jail and getting Greyhound Bus Therapy well before sunrise.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 18, 2021

Greyhound Bus Beheader

*Taken From The News Yesterday*

When Someone is Either Annoying or Snoring Too Loud The Man Proceeds To Take Out A Huge Knife And Stab The Person Next To Them
and When Everyone gets Scared And Runs Off The Bus The Guy Starts To Behead The Stabbed Victim and Holds up only The Head

Holy Crap This Actually Happened Yesterday Its True Just Check Google Or Wikipedia I Just Saw The News About The Greyhound Bus Beheader !

by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008

Taking a Greyhound to Tucson

Falling asleep public transit and waking up cuddling with a homeless guy whos actually kind of a sweetheart.

A:Did you make it home safe

B:I actually ended up taking a greyhound to Tucson

by Forlornbooby April 28, 2020

Greyhound

Similar to a Cougar or Bengal, a GREYHOUND is a woman aged 60-69 who seeks sex from younger men. While a Cougar is the same but aged 30-49. The breakdown of women chasing younger men is like this:

18-29 = THOT (or school teacher pedophile)
30-49 = Cougar
50-59 = Bengal
60-69 = Greyhound
70+ = oh dear gawd, let us not imagine it...

Nancy was such a hoe through her 40s because she loved male attention. Now that she's 60, instead of accepting the fact that her attractive days are long gone, she's gone full GREYHOUND and chases every younger man for the chance of being filled and thrilled once again.

by Felonious Gru February 24, 2019

Greyhounded

When a man bends over with no pants on and his balls are visible like a male Greyhound dog.

I was in the locker room at the gym and an old man bent over and Greyhounded me.

by Djtallex840 May 8, 2018