by Lolchicas January 11, 2014
When someone’s eyes have so much waterproof mascara that they are the “ideal” eyes. often used in reference to a photo sent on social media.
by tea lesbian June 16, 2019
by Quan January 31, 2016
A goal in futbol (or American Soccer) that is scored not off of skill, but by luck and/or freak circumstance.
*A ball is lightly kicked at the goalie, and goes through his legs for a goal*
Announcer: Oh no! Its a lopa-goal!
*A ball is deflected by a defender into his own goal*
Announcer: Oh my, another lopa-goal
Announcer: Oh no! Its a lopa-goal!
*A ball is deflected by a defender into his own goal*
Announcer: Oh my, another lopa-goal
by *xpac taunt* April 15, 2011
In lacrosse when a shot hits the side of the net and doesn’t go in. All the mom’s scream because they saw the net move but it was not a goal.
Did they score? No it was a “mom goal”.
by Bobsmokin May 7, 2019
Any goal in any sport that is not deserving of a goal. Typically requires little to no skill and involves a substantial amount of luck. Morse Goals often infuriate those who have been scored upon and possess skill. Apply to sports video games such as Fifa 10, NHL 09, and NHL 10 as well as real life sports.
X "Oh my god that goal I scored was dank"
Y "That was a Morse Goal and you know it."
X "Did you see Wayne Rooney score that Morse Goal?"
Y "That sir is a paradox, Wayne Rooney is a soccer god."
Y "That was a Morse Goal and you know it."
X "Did you see Wayne Rooney score that Morse Goal?"
Y "That sir is a paradox, Wayne Rooney is a soccer god."
by Bob Jobs May 17, 2010
In a sports match where one team is very far behind the other team, but manages to score point(s) very late in the game, despite the outcome already being obvious.
Most likely used in soccer/football where one team already has a huge advantage (5-0) and it's very late in the game (89th minute out of 90)
Most likely used in soccer/football where one team already has a huge advantage (5-0) and it's very late in the game (89th minute out of 90)
In Brazil v Germany's semi final match in the World Cup, Germany beat Brazil 7-1. Brazil scored their only goal in the 90th minute, making it a consolation goal because there was no way Brazil could change the outcome of the match (score 6 goals) in less than 1 minute.
by ngicecream August 15, 2021