1) The Younger The Better
2) The Tighter The Better
3) It's Not A Crime If You Don't Get Caught
4) Young Enough To Read Young Enough To Bleed
5) It's Not Who You Know It's Who You Blow
6) If You Can't Join Them ((Women)Baines), Beat Them
7) If You Can Get It In You Can Do Anything
8) A Real Man Loves His Woman Every Day Of The Month
9) If It Hurts, It Works
10) Catch It, Scat It, Rape It, Bin It
***ADDITIONAL***
11) Some Can, Some Can't
12) Bag And Rag, Hump And Dump
IF THEE FOLLOWETH THESE HOLY VOWS, THY WORLD IS THYINE OYSTER SHAA-MOAN!
PEACE
2) The Tighter The Better
3) It's Not A Crime If You Don't Get Caught
4) Young Enough To Read Young Enough To Bleed
5) It's Not Who You Know It's Who You Blow
6) If You Can't Join Them ((Women)Baines), Beat Them
7) If You Can Get It In You Can Do Anything
8) A Real Man Loves His Woman Every Day Of The Month
9) If It Hurts, It Works
10) Catch It, Scat It, Rape It, Bin It
***ADDITIONAL***
11) Some Can, Some Can't
12) Bag And Rag, Hump And Dump
IF THEE FOLLOWETH THESE HOLY VOWS, THY WORLD IS THYINE OYSTER SHAA-MOAN!
PEACE
Omg i just read the sickest thing today on UD man, it was the ten commandments that guy did, totally whack!
Really where they bad?
Oh man u shudda seen it, check it tonight
Will do bro, will do
Really where they bad?
Oh man u shudda seen it, check it tonight
Will do bro, will do
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"ya, it was really stupid. Russell Crow couldn't act his way out of my ass."
"ya, it was really stupid. Russell Crow couldn't act his way out of my ass."
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003
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Guy 2: sorry sir but have broken one of The unspoken commandments
Guy 1: what? Those don't exist
Guy 2: yeah they do, they're just unspoken.
Guy 2: sorry sir but have broken one of The unspoken commandments
Guy 1: what? Those don't exist
Guy 2: yeah they do, they're just unspoken.
by Norrabal May 31, 2019
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1. Thou shall play video games and keep them Holy
2. Thou shall drink Coca Cola Classic
3. Thou shall not throw thy game controller
4. Thou shall not use any cheating devices
5. Thou shall remember to save your game often
6. Thou shall take a 15 minute station break if thous is feeling frustrated
7. Thou shall not play video games on a school night
8. Thou shall treat thy game systems with respect
9. Thou shall be immature while playing Pokemon
10. Thou shall eat Supreme Pizza while playing videos
1. Thou shall play video games and keep them Holy
2. Thou shall drink Coca Cola Classic
3. Thou shall not throw thy game controller
4. Thou shall not use any cheating devices
5. Thou shall remember to save your game often
6. Thou shall take a 15 minute station break if thous is feeling frustrated
7. Thou shall not play video games on a school night
8. Thou shall treat thy game systems with respect
9. Thou shall be immature while playing Pokemon
10. Thou shall eat Supreme Pizza while playing videos
The 10 commandments of video games are special rules designed by me in order to have a good time while gaming
by FoxGuardJ September 30, 2019
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2. sweater weather
3. they look so pretty it hurts
4. dreamnotfound
5. yeah i’ve met jared (of course i’ve met jared!)
6. 66
6. clear phone case
6. cuffed jeans
9. elsa
10. cottage in the woods
2. sweater weather
3. they look so pretty it hurts
4. dreamnotfound
5. yeah i’ve met jared (of course i’ve met jared!)
6. 66
6. clear phone case
6. cuffed jeans
9. elsa
10. cottage in the woods
by anonymous February 5, 2021
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They partch you and reap a disaster
Reeducation for the infants
Who demanded for an innocent instance
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment
The needies believe you
They treat you
Like survivor of a disaster
Reeducation for the infants
Who demanded for an innocent instance
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
They partch you and reap a disaster
Reeducation for the infants
Who demanded for an innocent instance
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment
The needies believe you
They treat you
Like survivor of a disaster
Reeducation for the infants
Who demanded for an innocent instance
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment
by Death Menace June 3, 2023
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Me: Shit Lisa, how can you smoke all that draw while driving a Chevy Tahoe?
Lisa: Duh, cos I'm the one hando commando.
Lisa: Duh, cos I'm the one hando commando.
by milkatraz October 26, 2004
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