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The Ten Commandments

1) The Younger The Better

2) The Tighter The Better

3) It's Not A Crime If You Don't Get Caught

4) Young Enough To Read Young Enough To Bleed

5) It's Not Who You Know It's Who You Blow

6) If You Can't Join Them ((Women)Baines), Beat Them

7) If You Can Get It In You Can Do Anything

8) A Real Man Loves His Woman Every Day Of The Month

9) If It Hurts, It Works

10) Catch It, Scat It, Rape It, Bin It

***ADDITIONAL***

11) Some Can, Some Can't

12) Bag And Rag, Hump And Dump

IF THEE FOLLOWETH THESE HOLY VOWS, THY WORLD IS THYINE OYSTER SHAA-MOAN!

PEACE
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Master and Commander: The far side of the World

A pointless movie, starring Russell Crow, that I wasted 7 dollars and 25 cents on.
"Did you see Master and Commander: The far side of the World?"
"ya, it was really stupid. Russell Crow couldn't act his way out of my ass."
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003
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The unspoken commandments

What?

they're unspoken for a reason
Guy 1: missuses a meme

Guy 2: sorry sir but have broken one of The unspoken commandments

Guy 1: what? Those don't exist

Guy 2: yeah they do, they're just unspoken.
by Norrabal May 31, 2019
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the 10 commandments of video games

A series of things to always remember when gaming in your lair

1. Thou shall play video games and keep them Holy
2. Thou shall drink Coca Cola Classic
3. Thou shall not throw thy game controller
4. Thou shall not use any cheating devices
5. Thou shall remember to save your game often
6. Thou shall take a 15 minute station break if thous is feeling frustrated
7. Thou shall not play video games on a school night
8. Thou shall treat thy game systems with respect
9. Thou shall be immature while playing Pokemon
10. Thou shall eat Supreme Pizza while playing videos
The 10 commandments of video games are special rules designed by me in order to have a good time while gaming
by FoxGuardJ September 30, 2019
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The Ten Commandments

1. be gay do crime
2. sweater weather
3. they look so pretty it hurts
4. dreamnotfound
5. yeah i’ve met jared (of course i’ve met jared!)
6. 66
6. clear phone case
6. cuffed jeans
9. elsa

10. cottage in the woods
it’s the ten commandments duel”
number one
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The Great Commandment

Some people suppress you
They partch you and reap a disaster
Reeducation for the infants
Who demanded for an innocent instance
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment
The needies believe you
They treat you
Like survivor of a disaster
Reeducation for the infants
Who demanded for an innocent instance
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment
by Death Menace June 3, 2023
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the one hando commando

One who is adept at performing an action, usually piloting an automobile, one handed, while the other hand is engaged in an altogether unrelated activity, most frequently something rude or illegal.
Me: Shit Lisa, how can you smoke all that draw while driving a Chevy Tahoe?

Lisa: Duh, cos I'm the one hando commando.
by milkatraz October 26, 2004
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