Michael became upset because I slept with his mother and went full blown Status Textilepticus, when he started sending me messages.
by JayyTheOrc April 5, 2019
Get the Status Textilepticus mug.A person committing the act of a Hyper Turkish Textile Plant first punches his female victim in the gut, straight through to her ovaries, then shits directly in the hole.
The police arrived at the scene of the sexual assault to find the victim seemingly pooping out of her belly and anus simultaneously due to the results of the Hyper Turkish Textile Plant.
Closely related to it's counterpart, the FTP: Finnish Textile Plant
Closely related to it's counterpart, the FTP: Finnish Textile Plant
by TextileWorker September 25, 2011
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Eric:My new standard right hand drive seriously impedes me from texting while driving.
Jennifer: Honey, that vehicle has you in textile!
Eric: yeah, I guess it's safer though.
Eric:My new standard right hand drive seriously impedes me from texting while driving.
Jennifer: Honey, that vehicle has you in textile!
Eric: yeah, I guess it's safer though.
by JeLyG August 19, 2013
Get the Textile mug.textile is the combination of texting and hostile. so when someone is texting you and they are being intimidating, malice, antagonistic, or in offensive nature they are being textile.
guy 1: my gal wont stop sending me these intimidating texts. she keeps telling me i'm not allowed to hang out with my friends instead of her.
guy 2: man, you cant be with her 24/7. tell her to stop being so textile with you.
guy 2: man, you cant be with her 24/7. tell her to stop being so textile with you.
by chops22 January 1, 2010
Get the textile mug.One who obsessively sends text messages, especially to the opposite sex or someone who they are either involved or would like to be involved with. Also defined as one who sends a text in order to signal for a possible hookup, and often sent as a mass text to multiple numbers fishing for a taker.
Mary Anne is such a textitute for spending all of dinner texting Wally and Cecil instead of talking to her date Sid or friends Kelly Jo and Brenda Lee before the big dance at the hop.
by Franky Carbone January 12, 2009
Get the textitute mug.A text message that contains condescending, negative or rude context of words that insinuates the sender is talking down to you or belittling you.
Throwing a diss at you through text message.
A text message that gives an impression that the sender is giving you an attitude.
Hinting to you through a text message that they are mad or annoyed with you.
Using inappropriate phrases such as the ones below to discourage the persons participation through text message.
" Shut up" " That was a slutty thing you did"
"Whatever" "Uh...do you know how to read? Read the last text again..."
"Ya no shit, you didn't realize what you accidentally sent me"
"Are you coming or what???"
"Oh that fucked up!"
"Hurry your ass up!"
when a person uses certain negative comments applying that they are degrading your intelligence of comprehending a conversation with them through text message.
Throwing a diss at you through text message.
A text message that gives an impression that the sender is giving you an attitude.
Hinting to you through a text message that they are mad or annoyed with you.
Using inappropriate phrases such as the ones below to discourage the persons participation through text message.
" Shut up" " That was a slutty thing you did"
"Whatever" "Uh...do you know how to read? Read the last text again..."
"Ya no shit, you didn't realize what you accidentally sent me"
"Are you coming or what???"
"Oh that fucked up!"
"Hurry your ass up!"
when a person uses certain negative comments applying that they are degrading your intelligence of comprehending a conversation with them through text message.
I just got a text from Kevin. He's giving me all this textitude for no reason.
Man, my girl just sent me a load of textitude for not hanging out with her last night.
Dave is blowing up my phone with all this textitude cuz I didn't reply fast enough.
Man, my girl just sent me a load of textitude for not hanging out with her last night.
Dave is blowing up my phone with all this textitude cuz I didn't reply fast enough.
by *Asia Perez* November 17, 2014
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