tessa 

the most amazing person in the world. no one has ever been or ever will be more gorgeous than her. she’s the most perfect girlfriend in every single way. tessa will usually say she doesn’t like things about herself but they’re all wrong because everything about her is perfect. someone you can’t let go once you have her. someone i love with all my heart and always will<3

friend: is that girl tessa ur gf?
me: yeah she’s amazing.
friend: nah ur not that lucky.

tessa by fjgjjfjsjxjf January 15, 2021

Tessa 

You may not know that there is a Tessa in your life, because they are so fucking short. But I promise that they are there, they probably have very small hands also. Tessa’s are short, but are filled up with anger and rage after being ridiculed for their height. If you get too near a Tessa, she will bite off your shins and delete your knee caps at any given moment.

I recommend you stay at least 1 metre away from Tessa’s at all times.

Guy 1: oh no, there’s Tessa

Guy 2: watch out she looks angry.

Guy 1: well I guess our chances of survival are pretty short then! Hahahahah
*Guy 1 and Guy 2 realise their mistake too late and have their shins vaporised*

Tessa by TESSASUCKS69 January 24, 2019

tessa 

tessa is an amazing person. she is really nice qnd super caring, shes always there when you need her and never fails to make you smile. theres alot more to say but i cannot find the correct words.

person 1: i met a new friend today! she's super cool!
person 2: cool! whats her name?
person 1: its tessa!

tessa by rex<3 January 19, 2022

Tessa 

A girl with a big forehead

Meh god!!! You have a big tessa

Tessa by Christian gafuryas August 30, 2019

tessa 

a dinosaur hoar who likes to shank people.

ohhdang, look out for tessa!! she's fierce.

tessa by tessasaurususus July 22, 2010

Tessa 

Tessa is a very immature crazy person. I was looking at all the deflation’s first Tessa and I thought this does NOT explain Tessa. So I guess Im making my own now. Tessa is kinda ugly but once you get to know her you look past that and look at her awesome personality. She’s funny, crazy, and everything you could ask for. Tessa is the perfect person to go clubbing with, and actually have a fun time. Although she make look crazy and funny on the outside she is still a very sad person on the inside.

“Hey is that a Tessa?“
“Yeah she looks like she’s crazy!”

Tessa by this is my definition October 29, 2019

tessa 

a girl who has physical appearances similar to an apple

OMG. Tessa is so fruity looking.

tessa by Clement and Wei January 6, 2008