sexual tension between friends

When you find each other attractive and wanna do stuff but can't because of several reasons and worry about what people will say

"I really like him and wanna suck his cock but I can't cos people will be disgusted"
"Wow thats alot of sexual tension between friends"

by Sexygirlwithbigtitties December 29, 2020

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Goodbye Tension Hello Pension

The definition of this short phrase : If someone says goodbye tension hello pension it means they are a retired dota player. They will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.

Rod: Hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )

Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !

Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...

Ted : Omg no way !!!

by TheConfectionarySalesman November 28, 2009

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Anal tension

The ability to relieve the pain of ass cramps by masterbation of d male G-spot.

I relieved my anal tension today

by Kanye west stole my balls July 18, 2018

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Unresolved sexual tension

Unspoken lust and sexual desire. Can be used to describe the feelings of say, cartoon characters once they hit puberty and wants to shag.

I watched Ben 10 yesterday and there is a lot of unresolved sexual tension there lawl.

by CocaineLion69 May 5, 2019

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Psycho Princess Mental Tension

This is the code name for PMS one of my Irish teachers used to use. It is what he believes is an accurate description of what PMS is.

Teacher #1: ''Why did Becca leave the classroom so suddenly? Is something the matter?''
Teacher #2: *With a very heavy Irish accent* ''Oh ya know, Psycho Princess Mental Tension situation.''
Teacher #1: *With a very British accent* ''Bloody hell. Sounds like it's going to be a massacre.''

by thegamefreak543 October 31, 2017

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Tension Ball

Noun: A bold claim on how or why something is or isn't, when you are blatantly wrong. False confidence in a false fact.

Person 1: Hey what are those balls on the telephone lines for?
Person 2: They keep tension on the lines. For sure.
Person 1: *googles it* Thats just not even a little true
Person 2: Wait really? Weird.
Person 1: That was a pretty bad tension ball...

by not_who_you_think_i_am_ September 5, 2016

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