wiz-tender

A person, usually a nerd, who keeps his piss in a jar in his freezer and sells it to althelets when drug testing comes along. Wiz tenders generally have never gotten a buzz in their life.

Stoner: Shit man, I have to get tested today. I got wasted a few hours ago!
Resourceful Stoner Friend: Why not just go to the wiz-tender. He'll selling for $10 a cup.
Stoner: Great idea! Thank you my resourceful stoner friend!
Resourceful Stoner Friend: Anytime.

by Billy's Dad July 24, 2006

Bitch Tendencies

Typically applies to men who exhibit personality traits consistent with American high school girls (the bitchy types you see in films). Men with bitch tendencies may show one or more of the following traits:

1. Talking about someone in a negative manner when that person is not present to defend themselves.

2. Making snide comments disguised as banter.

3. Taking offence to the kind of comments they will freely dish out to others (see 2.)

What is paculiar about men with bitch tendencies is that they may otherwise appear normal, and at first glance wouldn't appear as the bitchy type. It is often only after you get to know someone that you discover they have bitch tendencies, at which point your respect for them will rapidly vanish.

Robin: yo Tom, why's Plug always badmouthing people when they're not here?

Tom: That's just Plug, dudes got bitch tendencies.

OR

Barry: Whys Ian in a huff and not talking to anyone? He only got as good as he gave.

Duncan: That's his bitch tendencies ..he'll happily offend anyone else but god forbid anyone offends him.

by 32YearsKuntAndBuoy February 7, 2018

Tender Tendencies

A person who's in his late 30's or 40's that continuously tries to court young ladies ranging in ages 21-27 into going out with him, because he thinks he still has it going on or can't let go of the fact that he is past his prime!

Tim: "Yo man, can someone please tell Mike those young ladies don't want him!" "This is the last time I'm going to the club with him."

Steve: "He defiantly has tender tendencies!"

by EdDeleacroix April 24, 2011

pork tenderloin sandwich

A lewd description for sexual intercourse taken from a popular fast food sandwich.

Kevin: Yo homie, I wanna stick my pork inside her tenderloin sandwich. Ya hear me bro?
Ryan: Damn homie that's some nice wordplay you gots.

pork tenderloin sandwich

by EbonicPlague October 12, 2009

Sugar Tender

A man or woman in their 20's(early or late), that acts like a sugar daddy or mama. A person that is younger than you, giving you gifts and spending money on you.

-"Where did you get that new leather jacket?"
"Oh, my Sugar Tender bought this for me!"

by Da Duchess June 16, 2012

Tender Headed

Having a low tolerance for pain, especially when one's hair is being braided.

"I love getting my hair braided but I'm so tender headed that I can barely sit through it."

"My daughter is so tender headed. She cries whenever I braid her hair in the morning."

by Lapin Noir March 15, 2012

Tender Lovin' Fuck

To have intercourse with in a tender, romantic matter, or an individual who one deems worthy of such treatment. Only used in discussions of whether individuals are hatefucks or not. Abbreviated "TLF".

Matt and his roommate had frequent debates over whether Jennifer Aniston was a HF (hatefuck) or TLF (Tender Lovin' Fuck), for while she represented the pinnacle of self-satisfied celebrity, she also maintained a convincing facade of genuine sweetness.

by Aaron January 26, 2004