Nesbithian Teapot

The act of wearing a pink tutu and a girls hat , boiling a kettle and adding the hot water (and sugar if required) into your favourite toy story mug. You then must get into your stance of a teapot and stout (like the nursery rhyme) and dip your ball-sack into the scolding liquid and cool them down in your lovers mouth whilst transferring her new favourite tea into her mouth. You must repeat this whilst continuously asking “more tea Mrs Nesbit?” in a high pitched voice until all the liquid has been transferred or until your balls have disintegrated.

Buzz: “my balls are red raw!”
Woody: “why what did you do buzz?”
Buzz: “well I went to a nesbithian tea party last night and gave myself and bo-peep a nesbithian teapot”
Woody: “it’s a good thing we are made in China”

by #vans4anal November 17, 2018

Frog in the Teapot

A sexual maneuver that involves a man inserting his testicles into someone else's anal cavity.

Had a hot date last night and I gave her the ol' frog in the teapot.

by KP-omw2fsu January 27, 2023

teapotting

Female form of teabagging. The male genitalia dangle like a teabag, but a female would have to use her entire rear end. As long as we're talking tea that's the whole teapot.

You fell asleep with your mouth open, and Fat Tina was teapotting you!

by TreeWeezel August 23, 2011

Teapot

A guy who is five foot nothing, but weighs almost 200 lbs and would like to dance with you.

Are you prejudice against teapot men? You ain't gonna dance with me, but you'll dance with the six footers, fuckin skank.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2017

Teapotting

Where a man is masterbating in front of his computer with one hand on the mouse and one hand on his cock hence making a teapot shape

my hands are red raw after all that teapotting last night

by jacko999 March 11, 2009

Whistling Teapot

It is when a girl is on her rag and is using a tampon. It can only occur in hot temperatures or in a heavy workout. The girl experiences a whistling teapot when the heat causes her vagina to steam thus making her vagina boil over and produce a slight whistle. The tampon acts as the teabag in the analogy.

The girls vagina spilled over because it was a whistling teapot.

by OJ is not guilty September 6, 2007

Teapotish

To be homosexual, gay,you know...teapotish

Look at Elton John..he's way teapotish!

by jophes October 5, 2008