"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals
by Boston Yankee June 28, 2008
Get the tell me how my ass tastes mug.One of the honest guys you'll meet. Smokes way too much. Attractive and loves to keep it real with folks. A true friend til the end.
Be like tashreeq
by Chris breezy282097 March 30, 2017
Get the Tashreeq mug.A girl who will steal your heart without realizing it only hurting you by treating everyone and you besides the man she has in her sights like a gay bestfriend.A girl who can be like trying to quit smoking it feels like your getting hurt worse by quitting her. She is usually accompanied by a stunning body but small rack.
Damn if he hit on her any more he'd be dry humping her and she still doesn't acknowledge it , what a tashlee.
Geese I feel like I need to go masturbate to straight porn to prove something to myself after talking to that girl she's such a tashlee.
Geese I feel like I need to go masturbate to straight porn to prove something to myself after talking to that girl she's such a tashlee.
by Pushed July 5, 2009
Get the tashlee mug.1. A very funny battle cry you can say before owning somebody's ass.
It is most notably used by Satan in the film "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny".
It is most notably used by Satan in the film "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny".
"This is Sparta!"; "Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker"; "You are terminated"; "Suck on this"; etc.
guy 1: "Dude, you're mom's a cock juggling thunder cunt!"
Guy 2: "WTF?! Taste my lightning, FUCKER!" *Punch*
guy 1: "Dude, you're mom's a cock juggling thunder cunt!"
Guy 2: "WTF?! Taste my lightning, FUCKER!" *Punch*
by The Desolate One April 18, 2008
Get the taste my lightning, fucker! mug.1. Most commonly, a descriptive term for someone that is lacking in taste. Someone who lacks the ability to recognize things that are of a low-quality.
2. Can also refer to someone or something that lacks basic tact or decency.
3. In a literal sense, lacking any sort of flavor.
4. Michael Bay.
2. Can also refer to someone or something that lacks basic tact or decency.
3. In a literal sense, lacking any sort of flavor.
4. Michael Bay.
1. Joey's choices in crappy pop-music reveal him to be somewhat tasteless when it comes to entertainment.
2. The new comedy opening in theaters this week is rather tasteless, with some really mean-spirited displays of misogyny.
3. "Honey, those gluten-free rolls you bought me last week for my diet were almost completely tasteless!"
4. Michael Bay. Tasteless. 'Nuff said.
2. The new comedy opening in theaters this week is rather tasteless, with some really mean-spirited displays of misogyny.
3. "Honey, those gluten-free rolls you bought me last week for my diet were almost completely tasteless!"
4. Michael Bay. Tasteless. 'Nuff said.
by TeddyStix October 2, 2014
Get the Tasteless mug.(n): When a person, most often a male, performs an act so exquisitely wrong and disappointing but does it in a very fashionable way.
He often tricks women into thinking he is a very wonderful person but in fact is quite the douche bag. He has done something so creatively though, that you can't help but give him credit for being a successful douche bag.
He often tricks women into thinking he is a very wonderful person but in fact is quite the douche bag. He has done something so creatively though, that you can't help but give him credit for being a successful douche bag.
The man of your dreams writes a song for you. Well that song is also for the other three women he is dating.
"That guy the other day bought a dozen roses. But he gave 12 different roses to 12 different girls. None of them knew, but 12 girls were in love with him at the end of the day. Now that's what I call tasteful douchebaggary."
"That guy the other day bought a dozen roses. But he gave 12 different roses to 12 different girls. None of them knew, but 12 girls were in love with him at the end of the day. Now that's what I call tasteful douchebaggary."
by Reeka Aguas February 8, 2008
Get the Tasteful Douchebaggary mug.1. The wierd snorting noise made when eating something delicious. Caused by eating too fast and forgetting to breath because the food is so good.
(eating a California burrito)
"omg this burrito is so good i keep forgetting to breath and im tastegasming!!"
"omg this burrito is so good i keep forgetting to breath and im tastegasming!!"
by butterynipples November 14, 2009
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