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Take my talents to South Beach

Masturbation. A generation-Y inspired euphemism for masturbating. Inspired by the ego-driven, hour-long announcement by LeBron James indicating that he was signing with the Miami Heat.
Rather than spend more time trying to bring the hot girl from the bar home with me, I decided to take my talents to South Beach and take care of things myself.
by sexual napalm July 12, 2010
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Talentless Trash

“You can tell Millie that your talentless trash
by st6273 March 15, 2018
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no talent whatsoever

Lacking the ability to do something well. Skills = 0.
Jack:I wonder who designed those Busted Tees and Noise Bot shirts...
Jill:They must have no talent whatsoever.
Jack:...
Jill:...
by Y0-Y0 June 19, 2009
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billy talent

the best band ever..they are so fucking amazing..if you don't like them then you got a problem!
by spongebob February 21, 2004
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Talentless

One of the most hated bands ever, check out their facebook:
10,000 of their fans are trolls for the talentless lame shit band.
by brokencyde are shit September 11, 2010
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Talea

Talea is one freakiest females out there! She will help you become as freaky and as fun as she is.

Talea's are never uncomfortable around anybody.
Oh, my lord I want me a Talea
by TheyCallMeFreakyyyu January 30, 2018
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Talented Spoon

Derived from the theory that Asains choose their names by sounds spoons created when they fall on the floor (Chang, Thong, Bing). When a person of Asain decent has a western name it is assumed that a talented spoon created it.
This Chinese dude roundhouse kicked six bears and a tiger. The best part was his name is Steve. That must have been one talented spoon!
by snakewins4 February 14, 2012
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