Take me to Canada

Please make sweet love to me.

My moms brother took me to Canada last night

Take me to Canada daddy

by Winnifred Mueler August 4, 2024

Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.

Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.

by DJMAA November 17, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

take me back

When the mentally disabled indian k-pop wannabe girl that deserves a straighjacket especially after seeing her insta posts where the bitch cant make a normal fucking face decieves my nigga, who genuinely cared but was used a convenience. shes also very likely to make a fake k-pop bf.

TAKE ME BACKKKKK TAKE ME BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by harveyyyyuaghhdshds September 7, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

won't you take me to funkytown

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy
Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it
Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy
Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it
Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Won't you take me to Funkytown?

Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me down
To Funkytown?
Won't you take me down
To Funkytown?

by Bad C dev May 6, 2024

take me to the woolshed

The process of one's self accompanying another of the same sexual orientation to the same toilet cubicle in the nightclub known as 'The Woolshed'. From here, the magic takes place.

Yeah it's been a long day, just want someone to take me to the woolshed.

by The Wanu August 9, 2021