by Lulu martinez December 25, 2016
by Sims3Farmer127 June 05, 2011
Most neglected "US" territory (formerly mexican territory, but stolen of course) where non-US citizens (mexicans) have a chance at minimum wage jobs for under-the-table-money.
Every morning Pepito walks across the bridge from Matamoros, Mexico to Brownsville, TX to work at a taco restaurant earning $4 an hour. His boss doesn't know anything about him, even if his name is really Pepito. All his boss knows is that Pepito shows up to work and earns his $4 an hour.
by justrandom September 17, 2009
1. Home of the Longhorns and Michael Dell.
2. The capital building here is larger than the one in Washington, DC.
3. Gateway to that world famous attraction, the Schlitterbahn.
2. The capital building here is larger than the one in Washington, DC.
3. Gateway to that world famous attraction, the Schlitterbahn.
by I'll never tell February 29, 2004
One of the greatest places in the whole freakin' world. It's the capital of Texas. The weather varies from being incredibly hot to rainy, and stormy. Sometimes there are tornadoes. There are animals like rattlesnakes and armdillos there. The price of living isn't that expensive, and it's just a very good place to be.
by Omni March 04, 2004
Malakoff, Tx is a place where some dreams come true, but all the others, end up as white trash, drug addicts. A place where the driveways to stores are giant ditches, but the school system is one of the best in the state.
by Theogpitbullmom December 25, 2016
by Robert March 12, 2004