Twilf

A hot mom who is totally into the Twilight movie series

Look at that mom with New Moon in her hands; she's a Twilf

by culinary chick November 21, 2009

TWILF

Twitter + MILF

You heard? Ms. Gun Ho is a TWILF!

by RamboDR November 16, 2009

TILF

Tutor I'd like to fuck.

Synonyms: Milf, Gilf

Gawwwd dayyum my tutors a tilf.

by nigamell0 March 18, 2014

TILF

Teacher I'd Like to Fuck

"Damn did you see Ms. Smith today? Her booty is so thicc She's such a TILF, I'd tap that."

by I need more sleep May 14, 2018

tilf

teacher I'd like to fuck.
like milf (:

Did you see Mr. Gebhart today? What a tilf!

by rachael b. (: April 24, 2009

TUIFU

Military short for The Ultimate In Fuck Ups, the last step in the chain which starts with SNAFU.

Good lord, this place is TUIFU! Nothing to do but dump and restart.

by DannyBoy2k September 20, 2006

tuileva

A fucktard samoan who smokes weed everyday and cums on little children.

e.g "did you hear of that pedofile on the news" yeah he was a Tuileva

by S.S.Sieg.Heil.Mein.Fuhrer77 August 23, 2017