troll

n: a resident of the lower pennisula of Michigan; one who lives under the Mackinaw Bridge, which connects the two pennisulas.

Antonym of: "Yooper," which is a resident of the upper pennisula- or "U.P"- of Michigan.

"Are you a Yooper?"
"No, I was born in a Detroit: I'm a troll."

troll by brindlescruff January 27, 2005

Troll

Basically, if you're an idiot, they're the people on the internet that try to aggravate you. This mostly happens to Justin Bieber fans, horny girls and guys on omegle, and idiots in general. Either that, or the troll just has too much time on their hands and trolls any random person for shits and giggles.

Stranger: m/20/california surfer with ton of tattoos, willing to share pics.

Troll: Cool story bro.

*your conversational partner has disconnected**

Troll by Mommy Dearestt September 21, 2010

Troll

1) A person who posts provocative messages for his own amusement
2) A person who demands to figure out the mechanism of magnets

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Troll: Hey, say Alpha Kenny Body out loud
Victim: Alpha Kenny Body... HEY!!! WAIT!!!! FUUUUUUUU!!!

Troll by Nat-allica May 7, 2011

Troll

A total jerk on the internet. Will tell things that are not real, and go off topic on forums, curse at other people, " fake and gay ", etc.

Troll: " fake and gay "
Un-infected person " You are such a troll. "

Troll by Insane Rofler September 4, 2011

Troll

A good, respectful citizen who posts helpful messages in chat rooms and on forums.

"You've been RICK ROLLED," says the original poster.

"Well, that was uncalled for and rude," responded the troll.

Troll by Stormy97 October 14, 2011

Troll

The following is the unbiased accurate definition of trolls as defined by internet society.

1. Trolls (n.) – the most important and integral part of networked society. The largest, most effective, devoutly objective, chaotically neutral, uniform and selfless autonomous collective to ever grace existence as an order of peace, stability and power. A collective that does not require self-awareness. The last true charitable organization, where every action is one that does not serve the cause of advancement, personal gain, discrimination or betterment. And… the only defense we have against ourselves.

2. Troll (n.) - one who upsets another without reason or direct personal comments.

3. Troll (n.) - the only effective defense against internet tough guys and the spread of ITGS (SEE: Internet Tough Guy Syndrome)

Tom - "Hey Jim, if it wasn't for these damn trolls maybe we could actually enjoy this online game."

Jim - "Tom buddy, if it weren't for trolls people would never raise awareness of this online game's shortcomings and promote the cause for the betterment of all online gaming. But yeah that guy was an asshole, lets go play something else."

Troll by Vaccist June 12, 2010

troll

Person who accesses internet forums with the expressed purposes of stirring up trouble or deliberately post contraversial material adverse to the general feeling of the majority of posters, or more often to be just plain fucking annoying and offensive. This is usually a result of an insane egotistical complexity that they cannot resolve in normal life, just plain old fashion attention seeking.

See Craig David on the Chavscum forum, and various other obvious and deliberate trolls.

troll by Spike T October 2, 2005