thrustologist

One who studies the intellectual science of giving the dick. One who makes it his mission in life to give plenty of dick so that she is left both fully satisfied and extremely sore, and in need of some icey hot for her vag.

Yo, I just finished my thirty girl dick giving dissertation and now I am an official thrustologist.

by Brian Dickgiver June 6, 2009

Thrustin Dustin

The thrustin dustin is a home made double ended butthole with a moustache attached to it so two gay dudes can bone it while gazing deeply into each others eyes and cum on each others dick head.

Cole: "Hey Scot, let's both bone this crazy little thing with a moustache on it and gaze into each others eyes deeply."

Scot: "Sounds great, make sure to cum on my dick head, and use a ridged hip thruster attachment on the thrustin dustin so we don't break our boners."

by DirtryD1111 July 2, 2010

Pelvis thrusting

The act which a male may partake of violently thrusting his pelvis back and forth as a means of travel. This is usually done towards a person you are travelling towards in order to make it really awkward for the other person.

"Omg that guy is Pelvis thrusting towards me again"

by ryucaelum May 12, 2014

one thrust Mcgee

A human male, when inserting his erect phallus into the corresponding female orifice, ejaculates after one plunge (thrust).

I heard last night that Jacob was a one thrust mcgee.

by darnasian May 26, 2014

poop thrust

a term used to describe the act of popping the cork on a turd. you strain so hard to achieve this that it's actually orgasmic. you feel so relieved when you have a poop thrust that you go and name your oldschool runescape character after it.

i almost passed out making that poop thrust but it was worth it.

by flossigans April 19, 2018

Hazleton Nut Thrust

When a man holds his balls together tightly, and fists a Domincan prostitute's asshole with the balls.

nigga: I would sure like to give you a Hazleton Nut Thrust.

Domincan Ho: (unintelligble Dominican jibbersh)

nigga: Oh yeah. Take it like a white biatch!

Dominican Ho: two dollars.

nigga: Damn your pricey.

by Hazletard-in-Chief November 22, 2010

Bisexual Monkey Thrust

This one takes three and some acrobatics. You've got penis-haver # 1 in the middle doing the most work. Vagina-haver wraps their legs around the penis-haver, being fucked / fucking. Both should contribute. Seemingly standard stand-up sex. Finally, you have penis-haver # 2 fucking penis-haver # 1 in the ass. Legs also wrapped penis-haver # 1. So if all 3 get their rhythm and thrusting right, it's magical. But requires the right people for sure.

Confused friend: Wait wait wait. So you're saying you were fucking your partner while also being fucked in the ass by some dude? And standing up, supporting both their weight just thrusting into each of them? What the fuck?

Penis-haver # 1: Bro, you haven't lived until you've experienced a bisexual monkey thrust. Trust me.

by BisexualMonkeyThrustLover March 24, 2021