Flutey Tooti

That one flautist, usually male, who is definitely gay AF, there’s absolutely no way they aren’t gay.

“Did you see John, he was playing a woodwind like some... like some Flutey Tooti!”

by Flutey Tooti November 1, 2018

tootie mood

A mood that is unlike no other. You will feel forced to make jokes that are either embarassing for you and everyone around you, or everyone will die laughing. You never know what's gonna happen in tootie mood, just a lot of laughs and cringes.

I am laughing so hard, i think it's tootie mood time!

by Mouseeeeeee November 14, 2011

Tootie Rat

A tootie rat is a child that takes bites out of everything and leaves it. When you have a Tootie Rat you will find things like a stick of butter with a bite missing or an apple in the fruit bowl missing a bite.

That little Tootie Rat got into the fridge again.

by Angie Says So August 7, 2021

Tooty Flute

Comical name for the clarinet. Specifically describes the way the instrument is played.

'Ben plays the Tooty Flute.'
'Yep, he sure does.

by Drew Turanchar April 27, 2006

tootie poot

when yo tootie poots same as quief

THAT WAS MY TOOTIE NOT MY BOOTIE BITCH!
is often heard when a male blames a female for pooting during sex, when it is actually her tootie. OKAY THEN

by licialox July 25, 2003

tooty juice

when a woman has to shit really bad but has not had it in her butt for a very long time, the shit will come out her pussy. similar to how milk can come out your nose.

i was fuckin this bitch, and she must have had to shit real bad because i looked down and next thing i know there was TOOTY JUICE all over my dick.

by marniac June 5, 2009

rootie tootie

a sexual act involving shitting in someone else's ass, normally between 2 men

see also taco filling

I think i caught polio from that rootie tootie with Chuck the other night.

by Fluffho August 19, 2004