TOOLEY’D

To be played songs by the worst dj Nottingham and bassline ‘tooley’. It’s in the name, the man’s a tool

Hey fin did you enjoy bassfest? ‘No mate, got tooley’d ffs’

by Blem69 July 22, 2022

Toopey

When a lady slaps your friends dead remain so you cum

"How you feeling about brad's death"
"Oh it's fine my wife gave me a toopey and now I feel better"

by egg4birds March 20, 2023

toomenial

(1) Of or relating to an anniversary of 100 years or more than hardly anyone remembers or cares about.

(2) Category of numeric terms that inexplicably use the suffix -ial to sound and appear fancy

They've been married like 750 years what should I buy for their toomenial anniversary?

How many years has this school been open? They celebrate their toomenial like every five minutes.

It's not a cardinal or an ordinal, dumbass, it's a toomenial.

by seemslikeit March 26, 2024

toomenial

Numeric word type used to describe anniversaries and generations in numbers too large to be personally relevant.

Hey it's the country's centennial, or bicentennial, or millenial... or some toomenial, I forget.

by seemslikeit March 30, 2024

toompy

a dingus that is link obsessed

Your a such a toompy

by Shleeb June 26, 2024

Liam Tormey

Cool ginger kid who pulls chicks named Clare Mohan

Holy shit, he is such a Liam Tormey

by Baller5360 August 24, 2016

Lachlan Toohey

silent treatment, thinks he is an usso but is a pussio

yeah youre a lachlan toohey

by daddypedro March 10, 2022