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lesbian toolbox

Manly bags carried by extremely butch lesbians. Usually used to house hatchets and axes for when they go on lumberjacking trips.
Here comes Pam with her lesbian toolbox again. I'll bet she keeps hedge clippers and a sludge hammer in that thing.
by Deering September 13, 2006
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toolfool

1. Someone who is simultaneously a tool and a fool.
2. A ridiculously funny and condescending way to tell someone they're being an idiot.
"You hung up on me!!"
"No I didn't!"
"You're such a toolfool!"
by Denizz July 21, 2008
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Tooldom

The state or status of being a total, and complete tool. Many people share this outlook of the guidos from Jersey Shore, Brett Michaels, Chad Kroeger from Nickelback, Kanye West, and various other celebrities. Most people (including the aforementioned) who achieve this position cannot help but continually act in such a manner that only further increases there tooldom and there infamous reputations for being a tool.
Guy 1: "I think i should cover my truck in harley stickers, drape my last name across the entire windshield, and get my ears pierced with pipe-wrench shaped earings like that fag, Steve."

Guy 2: "Yeah, then you will have achieved complete tooldom."
by jeffrotull87 February 10, 2012
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Tooliosis

Oh man that guy must have tooliosis with frosted tips.
by jamodie August 10, 2009
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Tooliosis

A medical condition in which the victim has all the mental and physical attributes of a tool.
Bhavin Patel became patient zero of tooliosis because he didn't believe in bros before hoes.
by taikopleshanda March 9, 2011
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Toolhood

the introduction into the becoming of a tool. when one has first become a tool, they have recently been inducted into "toolhood"
He's responsible for Richie's introduction into toolhood.
by CoconutAngel215 December 27, 2010
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Toolon

The word toolon means that someone is either: Disgusting, or you could use the word as in you dont give a fuck about what you just did, OR what the person thinks about what you just did.
1st Definition: John: "Man that bitch's vagina was straight toolon yo"
Frank: "Hell yeah dude, i could smell that shit from the parking lot"

2nd Definition: Mary: "I can't believe you just said that"
Danny boy: "So what? I smacked the fuck outta that bitch with my words of hate.. toolon"
by Bigmoneygrip April 18, 2011
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