Thumper

Masturbating and shitting simultaneously.

Dave: I’ve just had the best thumper in Wetherspoons toilet!
Alan: What’s a thunper?
Dave: A wank and a shit at the same time!
Alan: I’ll be right back, I’m going to Wetherspoons toilet!

by B. Kizzle September 24, 2022

Thumper

When a female has a heartbeat in her vagina; pussy

Girl 1: OMG that hot guy gave me a thumper
Girl 2: OMG SAME GIRLY

by The Dawg Whitney October 9, 2022

Thumper

Thumper is a Gun that’s a slang in St. Louis Missouri can also be used “Thumping “ too

“ Ima get the thumping on yo ass “
“ Finna grab mine thumper out the car “

by STL Geek July 24, 2023

thumper

when you thump the hump a little too hard that they fucking die

I'm going to thump the fuck out of you
They call me a thumper if you know what i mean

by Trump1`12 January 22, 2024

Thumper

An excellent round of oral sex, predominantly (but not exclusively) referring to sucking a male appendage.

Was with the missus after work and we had a great time. Copped a stellar thumper that night.

by Pukas Grig V April 16, 2024

thumper

A penis of significant length and girth: A penis whose size and weight are substantial enough that, when lifted and then dropped over a tabletop, it produces an audible "thump."

"He was known for having a thumper that would make anyone's jaw drop."

by Kowallace May 26, 2024

Thumper

The name of a thickly made stripe that would blow your head off, and ensure your tuned head is topped up.

That’s it, someone get a thumper out now before i kick off.

by Cool memes November 16, 2025