The Jedi mind trick of dutch ovens. The act of blowing vile ass vapors under the covers and then tricking your bed partner into pulling the covers over their own head by telling them that there is a spider on the ceiling. Far worse than a dutch oven because they did it to themselves.
Stephen released a vile, gassy emission under the covers and then told Mary (names changed to protect the innocent) that there was a spider on the ceiling. Mary immediately pulled the covers over her head to hide from the non-existent spider, effectively giving herself a dutch oven. Stephen giggled to himself as Mary puked repeatedly.
by Winthorp Pennington, Esq. March 17, 2009
Get the spider on the ceiling mug.This phrase means exactly the same as a fly on the wall -- that is, somebody who covertly watches or listens in on something that is not intended for them to see or hear.
From the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Lower Decks":
"How would you like to be a spider under that table?"
"What?"
"A spider under the table."
"Is that like a fly on the wall?"
"I guess so."
"How would you like to be a spider under that table?"
"What?"
"A spider under the table."
"Is that like a fly on the wall?"
"I guess so."
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I turned my wife into spider-girl (the gwen stacy) while she was watching spiderman into the spiderverse
by meatspindotcom October 2, 2019
Get the spider-girl (the gwen stacy) mug.When a person tells another person to do a thing that clearly cannot be done. Often used when a person has fucked up, but is too proud to admit it, and instead places the blame on someone else.
Employee: "But, you told me to do it..."
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"
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In party positions, someone who would be considered a fly on the wall except they are less concerned with the situation at hand, and more concerned with finding any fly on the wall. A spider on the wall's intent could be for benefit, malice, or curiosity.
The more aggressive, attentive or insightful fly on the wall of flies on walls.
Sometimes, one who moves about a party trying to pick up someone who is hardly talking or interacting with anyone.
Synonyms: A wallmower in relation to a wallflower.
Similar to spider on the ceiling, and a toad on the lilly pad.
In party positions, someone who would be considered a fly on the wall except they are less concerned with the situation at hand, and more concerned with finding any fly on the wall. A spider on the wall's intent could be for benefit, malice, or curiosity.
The more aggressive, attentive or insightful fly on the wall of flies on walls.
Sometimes, one who moves about a party trying to pick up someone who is hardly talking or interacting with anyone.
Synonyms: A wallmower in relation to a wallflower.
Similar to spider on the ceiling, and a toad on the lilly pad.
"She was just sitting there, listening to everything we said, and pretty soon someone was going to notice, so i silently left and sat near her until she got uncomfortable and left the room. Should I follow after her? I guess I'm the spider on the wall."
by ?0~ October 15, 2008
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