pussy scarecrow

a person who, by their attitude, words, demeanor, or looks, repels women.

Q: Hey, should we ask Campbell to go? A: fuck no, that guy is a pussy scarecrow!

by poke county, effelay February 16, 2015

The Scarecrow Theory

The idea that you can't pull because the people around you are chopped, NOT you.

I can't seem to find a girlfriend because John is low-key scaring the huzz away. This is known as the Scarecrow Theory

by gyatttoseethatgoose8147 September 9, 2025

scarecrow dick

A weak ass blunt filled reggie that resembles my nigga Hogg's pecker. Also so known to some as a Hogue dick. Refered to as a scarecrow dick as it resembles the scarecrow from The Wizard of OZ's cock.

" damn bitch nigga! you finshed twistin that scarecrow dick up yet? I'm finna get blowed of that hogue pecker!"

by CircdeNueve April 20, 2018

peanut scarecrow

Gray is the lord of the nuts

Gray is the peanut scarecrow.

by peenut5car3cr0w January 18, 2022

Scarecrow Corporation

A company with a locked-in group of manager(s) who are so terrible to work with that they drive all professional talent away, and new applicants drop off.

"Cloud Imperium Games is a scarecrow corporation."

by iaminhellhelpme June 26, 2024

Scarecrow

Someone with unusually large feet a female and sometimes a frightfully looking tootsie roll big toe. Some may even be knock kneed.

Boy that Scarecrow chick really adores her feet. If your not careful she may even want you to jack off on her feet.

by Halalujer November 30, 2022

Scarecrow

A brainless person...usually an elder, parent...

Maryellen is an obvious Scarecrow...while she is my Mother, she presumes to be an airhead, brainless and clueless...and she frightens others...

by Miss Dot April 3, 2017