Married, kids and divorced before 30yrs old... because people in the Midwest like “family values” and not wearing condoms...
if you avoided all three you might be a unicorn!
if you avoided all three you might be a unicorn!
“So did that girl you went out with last week make it thru the “Midwest Gauntlet” or was she a statistic?
by Dynadaddy November 8, 2018
Get the Midwest Gauntletmug. When you forcefully spit on your thigh, and finger it until you get friction burns. Then you have to snort up all of the remains.
by Slimmer January 16, 2017
Get the midwest snorkelmug. by Shans430 May 5, 2023
Get the midwest friendlymug. by pagjrbtrfb December 20, 2021
Get the showbiz midwestmug. In the Midwest, particularly Minnesota, the word ‘fine’ when used like “Yea I’m fine” or “Oh that’s fine” doesn’t mean that something is truly fine, it translates roughly to “nothing is going right and everything is shitty”
Fine could be considered a more subtle version of “could be better”
Fine could be considered a more subtle version of “could be better”
Person 1: That crash was rough, you ok?
Person 2: Oh yeah I’m fine
Person 1: Is that fine fine or midwest fine
Person 2: Oh yeah I’m fine
Person 1: Is that fine fine or midwest fine
by nothingneko June 22, 2023
Get the Midwest Finemug. When someone spreads your cheeks (In the Midwestern region of the United States) and inserts a large object inside of your anus.
Jacob hit Justin with the Midwest Excursion when he was told they won't be sharing a room in Minecraft. Safe to say he won't be walking the same for a few hours.
by Taybur August 8, 2023
Get the Midwest Excursionmug. by captain_ice October 20, 2020
Get the Midwest Slimfastmug.