Balkan Flicker Clopping

"Balkan Flicker Clopping" Is the act of covering ones penis in balkan food grease as a lube like substance then flicking ones tip at light speeds while watching my little pony porn and masterbating at high speeds and aggression.

Hey Jake wanna try Balkan Flicker Clopping? It's a great way to relive stress.

by YN2 May 3, 2025

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The most western Balkan

The most western Balkan is a derogatory term that describes Portugal because Portugal has the same values on charts as the Balkan nations.

Look Portugal is clearly just the most western Balkan. Why else would they have the same amount of child mortality!

by Masi-Pallo October 6, 2023

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Balkan Goodbye

When your Balkan partner says goodbye to the host/hostess of the party and a new set off conversations begin as if they haven't seen each other in years.

1st phase: Sitting down, Balkan person says goodbye to Balkan host and a new conversational topic arises 10 min.

2nd phase: You stand up, says goodbye then start talking about something else 15 min
3rd phase: You walk to the door, says goodbye, then new topic 15 min.
4th phase: You make it outside but still by the door 15 more min.
5th phase: 10 more minutes talking outside of your car (without getting in)
6th phase: You make it in the car but you pull down your window for something she forgot to say, 5 min.

You drive off.

"Thank you so much for having us. I really liked your Mititei (Romanian Meatballs) Let me tell you about the Balkan store I go to." The trigger of the Balkan Goodbye

by Jean_Cocteau July 19, 2023

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