My Teacher has a degree in Geology, but since he's not good as a Geologist, he decided to teach in a crappy ass school
by J - Jay May 14, 2009
Get the Teachermug. by theanonymousperson March 1, 2009
Get the Teachermug. Student:I used to be friends with that girl(chuckling)
Teacher:So why did you get rid of her?
Student mentally curses and explains,although she doesn't really want to.
Teacher:So why did you get rid of her?
Student mentally curses and explains,although she doesn't really want to.
by SomeoneNew October 14, 2011
Get the Teachermug. One of Nature's mediocrities who, upon graduation with a snooze-easy degree, is granted dictatorial powers over kids who have, by law, been denied any right of self-defense. So remember, always refer to your children's teachers as "professional educators," not "conceited child-minders" - OR ELSE!!!
by Special Ed. February 6, 2008
Get the teachermug. by ebolastimac December 20, 2014
Get the teachermug. Boring people who would rather spend their life after school staying at school.
All teachers think that they can control a class(which is 98% untrue).
Teachers usaly bore you to death by explaning to much.
Other teachers drive you crazy by making you write to much.
Some teachers that don't know the meaning of rest give you homework everyday.
Some stutter all the time.
Others like to shout and chuck tamtrums like 3 year olds when ever you make a mastake.
Others also always give too many dettention slips so they don't look vunreble when the class mucks up.
All teachers think that they can control a class(which is 98% untrue).
Teachers usaly bore you to death by explaning to much.
Other teachers drive you crazy by making you write to much.
Some teachers that don't know the meaning of rest give you homework everyday.
Some stutter all the time.
Others like to shout and chuck tamtrums like 3 year olds when ever you make a mastake.
Others also always give too many dettention slips so they don't look vunreble when the class mucks up.
Teacher: Today your we are going to write a 5 page report.
student: Oh thats boring.(class mucks up.
teather:SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT BLA BLA BLA
Teacher: I'm giving you all a detention.ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR.
student: Oh thats boring.(class mucks up.
teather:SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT BLA BLA BLA
Teacher: I'm giving you all a detention.ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR.
by theyuongteen January 29, 2005
Get the teachersmug. A man or woman that wastes the time of innocent children by teaching them rubbish they can get off Google and if that ain't enough then they unload at least 3 hours load of homework on you to be done by the next day.
This teacher is literally a time waster.
If I was a teacher I'd tell the children I'm a spy and want to get rid of the kids
If I was a teacher I'd tell the children I'm a spy and want to get rid of the kids
by Anonymous Earth liver November 10, 2016
Get the Teachermug.