My Teacher has a degree in Geology, but since he's not good as a Geologist, he decided to teach in a crappy ass school
by J - Jay May 14, 2009
by theanonymousperson March 02, 2009
Student:I used to be friends with that girl(chuckling)
Teacher:So why did you get rid of her?
Student mentally curses and explains,although she doesn't really want to.
Teacher:So why did you get rid of her?
Student mentally curses and explains,although she doesn't really want to.
by SomeoneNew May 28, 2011
One of Nature's mediocrities who, upon graduation with a snooze-easy degree, is granted dictatorial powers over kids who have, by law, been denied any right of self-defense. So remember, always refer to your children's teachers as "professional educators," not "conceited child-minders" - OR ELSE!!!
by Special Ed. February 07, 2008
by ebolastimac December 20, 2014
Boring people who would rather spend their life after school staying at school.
All teachers think that they can control a class(which is 98% untrue).
Teachers usaly bore you to death by explaning to much.
Other teachers drive you crazy by making you write to much.
Some teachers that don't know the meaning of rest give you homework everyday.
Some stutter all the time.
Others like to shout and chuck tamtrums like 3 year olds when ever you make a mastake.
Others also always give too many dettention slips so they don't look vunreble when the class mucks up.
All teachers think that they can control a class(which is 98% untrue).
Teachers usaly bore you to death by explaning to much.
Other teachers drive you crazy by making you write to much.
Some teachers that don't know the meaning of rest give you homework everyday.
Some stutter all the time.
Others like to shout and chuck tamtrums like 3 year olds when ever you make a mastake.
Others also always give too many dettention slips so they don't look vunreble when the class mucks up.
Teacher: Today your we are going to write a 5 page report.
student: Oh thats boring.(class mucks up.
teather:SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT BLA BLA BLA
Teacher: I'm giving you all a detention.ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR.
student: Oh thats boring.(class mucks up.
teather:SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT BLA BLA BLA
Teacher: I'm giving you all a detention.ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR.
by theyuongteen January 30, 2005
Discrimination against teachers
by PikachuChampionj October 31, 2016