Teacher

Those who can't do so teach; but those who can't teach, teach gym

My Teacher has a degree in Geology, but since he's not good as a Geologist, he decided to teach in a crappy ass school

by J - Jay May 14, 2009

Teacher

Torturer of children

That guy was staring at those kids,he looked like such a teacher

by theanonymousperson March 1, 2009

Teacher

Someone who gets excessively interested every time you say something.

Student:I used to be friends with that girl(chuckling)
Teacher:So why did you get rid of her?
Student mentally curses and explains,although she doesn't really want to.

by SomeoneNew October 14, 2011

teacher

One of Nature's mediocrities who, upon graduation with a snooze-easy degree, is granted dictatorial powers over kids who have, by law, been denied any right of self-defense. So remember, always refer to your children's teachers as "professional educators," not "conceited child-minders" - OR ELSE!!!

Home-school your children; you are the only dedicated teacher they will ever have.

by Special Ed. February 6, 2008

teacher

a bitch who thinks they teach people good knowledge.

my English teacher thinks she teaches people how to speak English

by ebolastimac December 20, 2014

teachers

Boring people who would rather spend their life after school staying at school.

All teachers think that they can control a class(which is 98% untrue).

Teachers usaly bore you to death by explaning to much.

Other teachers drive you crazy by making you write to much.

Some teachers that don't know the meaning of rest give you homework everyday.

Some stutter all the time.

Others like to shout and chuck tamtrums like 3 year olds when ever you make a mastake.

Others also always give too many dettention slips so they don't look vunreble when the class mucks up.

Teacher: Today your we are going to write a 5 page report.
student: Oh thats boring.(class mucks up.
teather:SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT BLA BLA BLA
Teacher: I'm giving you all a detention.ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR.

by theyuongteen January 29, 2005

Teacher

There are multiple types: good, ok, neutral, bad, and horrendous.
Good type: kids today we will do fun activities to learn the content. 5 questions only from the book.
Ok type: kids do your work and I will not bother you. The work is not fun but it is not much either.
Neutral type: kids I will teach u a lesson and then we will do classwork
Bad type: ANNOYING TEENAGERS JUST DO YOUR WORK AND GTFO OR ELSE DETENTION.
Horrendous type: hey kids. I am a good teacher with a good sense of humor. We do fun activities, so let's start by doing some book work. When we take a test, my bitches and ho's will get higher marks than hardworking people. Also asians will get better grades, as if I score them unfairly as I do with white kids then their parents will come and beat me up. Everyone who is not a favorite or a minority will get B's on tests at best, even if they deserve an A.

That teacher is so bad, Like this girl she answered that question wrong and he let her redo it.

by 322997am April 4, 2017