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Med Student Syndrome

A mental disorder characterized by at least 3 of the following symptoms:
1. the feeling that no matter how much time you spend studying, you are not studying enough
2. the feeling that no matter how efficient you are while studying, you are not studying efficiently enough
3. the feeling that no matter how much you learn during your studies, you still don't know anything
4. the feeling that you forgot everything you studied yesterday
5. the feeling that you will fail every exam even though you somehow manage to pass

and at least 1 of the following signs:
1. decline in social skills
2. taking excessive study breaks

Epidemiology: The incidence of this syndrome is highest from the last half of 2nd year through the 1st half of 4th year, although it can occur at any time during med school. There have even been a few reported cases of this syndrome occurring before med school. Earlier manifestations of this syndrome are associated with a higher probability of eventually dropping out of med school.

Treatment: The only definitive treatments for this condition are graduation and dropping out of med school. Other treatment modalities have been attempted, namely remediation and vacation. However, these alternative treatment options have only resulted in temporary success with eventual recurrence of the syndrome. Studies are being done to determine other treatments to relieve the symptoms of this condition.
Med stud 1: Hey man, how was your week?
Med stud 2: It was ok. I slaved in clinic every day from 8-5, then, I went home and studied until I fell asleep on my desk. How was your week?
Med stud 1: Oh man, I watched surgeries all day from 8-5, then, I went home and tried to study, but I just couldn't. Nothing was sinking in, so I kept taking breaks to eat and watch TV. I just don't see how you get yourself to study every day for so many years. What did you learn from your studies this week?
Med Stud 2: ummm...I don't remember.
Doctor: I think you both have med student syndrome. I am going to run some tests to make sure.
by NHtwo October 23, 2011
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Dalrymple Syndrome

A debilitating mental condition characterized by a general lack of knowledge of what to do resulting from a deep seated insecurity.

Symptoms include: about to do something then don’t do it last second; avoiding all problems; lying to others in order to avoid having to deal with them; not learning from one’s repeated mistakes; saying “the L-word” instead of “love”
Oh, that girl won’t talk to him. She suffers from the Dalrymple syndrome so she’ll just avoid the problem forever.
by Berniegodofwar January 20, 2019
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snippet syndrome

The known effect of a snippet of a unreleased song sounding much better then the official version. This is typically due to the low quality audio that comes with Snippets, and people brains subconsciously fill in the gaps to make it sound much better.
Johnny was experiencing major snippet syndrome when he first heard the official version of Kobe Rollie for the first time
by JamN689 February 27, 2021
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Jotaro Syndrome

Jotaro Syndrome is when an anime or Japanese character is stated as being young(primarily around 17)and goes to school but looks too out of age and doesn't resemble the average kid of his age
I always love seeing Joker and Kawakami together
Hol up you know Joker is 16 right? He has Jotaro Syndrome.
by Kefla.meme June 28, 2020
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Beach Box Syndrome

When a girl is being a total bitch for no reason because she has sand in her vagina.
"So how was your first date last night?" "Man it was bad, she had a serious case of beach box syndrome."
by MatK January 9, 2014
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Small-town Syndrome

When someone has lived for so long in a small town that they form a sense of entitlement to themselves and act as if there isn't a relevant world outside of their town.

Someone with small-town syndrome usually is majorly concerned with gossip and events only happening with people in their town and let their life revolve around such meaningless rumors. They act as if life is high school. Parents/Adults and children all engage in cliquey behavior.

People with small-town syndrome usually don't realise they act this way, and may be insulted if pointed out.

People with small-town syndrome may have lots of trouble adjusting to life in the real world (wherever they move to out of the comfort of their family/friends also from same town)
Jeff and Jenny are all about meeting at the local café, (the only one in our town, so it is THE place to hang out and gossip), but the problem with the café is that no one seems to be able to talk about any current events in the world, they all seem to have small-town syndrome.
by vampire weekdays March 31, 2015
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Irritable Male Syndrome

Irritable Male Syndrome (IMS) is the male equivalent of the female hormone change during menstruation. Believe it or not but men's hormones change every month too, this results in mood swings similar to those women experience. Luckily it doesn't cause men to bleed through their pecker.
Michael is suffering from Irritable Male Syndrome a.k.a his man period.
by SkinnedHamster August 5, 2015
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