A Sylvia Allen is when you rub your nose through someone’s pubes and sniff around like you’re in a magical enchanted forest looking for smurfs.
by Dan Hauser January 9, 2020
Get the sylvia allen mug.A person, say for instance, someone’s mother. Who deserves the world and needs to respected more in her current relationship, A Sylvia is the type of person to have a daughter that would Fuck you up in a dark alley if you hurt her. Think Twice about cheating on a Sylvia, unless of course, you want your shit rocked.
Person 1 (Carlo): “hey brotha I saw this hot chick last night at the bar I go to every day without fail. She was so hot that I wanted to cheat on my girlfriend that I have been with for 5+ years, Sylvia”
Person 2 (Rocky): “Dude you betta not, her daughters mad crazy that girl will put you in a fucking coffin. That girl you saw last night, was that Djina? Sylvia’s Best Friend.”
Person 1 (Carlo): “Nah dude I don’t roll like that, I would Neva get with Sylvia’s best friend. She isn’t even hot, she looks like the stepsister from shrek had a baby with a homeless man, and then that baby got plastic surgery”
Person 2 (Rocky): “You right, you right”
Person 2 (Rocky): “Dude you betta not, her daughters mad crazy that girl will put you in a fucking coffin. That girl you saw last night, was that Djina? Sylvia’s Best Friend.”
Person 1 (Carlo): “Nah dude I don’t roll like that, I would Neva get with Sylvia’s best friend. She isn’t even hot, she looks like the stepsister from shrek had a baby with a homeless man, and then that baby got plastic surgery”
Person 2 (Rocky): “You right, you right”
by CrazyDaughter420 March 3, 2022
Get the Sylvia mug.Sylvia's can probably come across as extremly hyperactive and wild, but if you befriend them they will be loyal and kind to you. If you are really their friend, they will give you gifts even if you don't want them, if you ask for something and your joking they will still give it to you. Sylvia's tend to have beautiful straight hair, no matter what color, and they will always have a smooth face, no pimples or anything. If you ask a Sylvia to play a video game with them, they will immedietly say yes. Sometimes they can be a bit too crazy and think of stupid things to do but sometimes you may want to go along with them because they're just too cute and you can't say no. Although Sylvia's can be a bit crazy, they are still loyal friends.
Sylvia: Hey! Do you want to ride this trolley all the way across the shop?
You: Um...
Sylvia: Please...?
You: Ugh, fine...if we get in trouble, I blaming it on you!
You: Um...
Sylvia: Please...?
You: Ugh, fine...if we get in trouble, I blaming it on you!
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