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swole skipping 

The act of skipping in a delighted and fruity manner by a man that is extremely swole, in which swinging of the arms and a retarded smile is added.

Not a gym excercise, but a man who has the potential to skip and knock down everyone around him.
Johnny: "WTF is that?!

Arnold: "It looks like some retarded jock running"

Ronnie: " Hes not a retard jock silly, he's swole skipping"
A big ol' Swole Pup is a buff man. Normally posts videos of his deadlifts on Instagram. Often takes creatine and brags to his gym rat friends. Member of Planet Fitness.
Alex: Yo' have you seen Garrett recently?
Tanner: Yeah man he is one big ol' swole pup!

Swole Nigga Convention

A convention where swole niggas go to loft cars and buildings. This was started by Tareef and The Rock. If you are not swole like Wafeeq you cannot attend
Are you going to the swole nigga convention. No I did not get invited.

Swole clit

A girl that wants to be piped down really bad, but the dude curves her or can’t get a clue
John: “Hey, how did your date go last night?”
Patsy: “It went good, I didn’t get any dick though.”
Randa: “Bitch, you got that swole clit huh.”
Patsy: “Yeah, do you know where my vibrator is?”
Swole clit by kbro337 July 29, 2020

swole neck 

A derogatory term for a muscular person. Generally used in reference to a person who has wronged you, but who could obviously kick your ass because he's so muscular.
That swole neck motha fucka borrowed $5 from me last month and hasn't paid me back.
swole neck by jean shorts June 23, 2010

Swole sesh 

After this big dinner, I'm gonna need a swole sesh!
Swole sesh by TheRealJD November 20, 2011