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Cincinatti Switchup

This event takes place when one individual pulls a "fast one" or a switch of two similar or close to identical items on another individual. It usually has to do with food items in which one food container has more food than the other. The switcher will naturally take the food container with more in it and leave the other for their associate.
Hey man, you pulled a Cincinatti Switchup for the box with more fries.

Don't try to pull a Cincinatti Switchup on me, I want the blonde and you get the brunette.
by SCHWEIGAK January 14, 2010
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identity switcher/switching

its not real! its made up!!! its a thing people made up to think they are like DID/OSDD systems
me: do you know about identity switcher/switching ?
random: yes i am one! its like a system
me:liar they dont exist
by SceneCore Sustem! May 15, 2021
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the only thing that could outmatch ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, IT DELETE ALL OF THE SADNESS
well you wont be getting another main line series game, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico
by someone else thats not u April 8, 2021
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A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...
Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...
by HalLloyd July 29, 2021
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Switching Thumbs

The figurative act of sucking one thumb while the other is in your asshole, then reversing or "switching" their places, over and over and again.

Used to describe a lazy person, doing nothing all day.
Grandpa Joe: Now listen here Jimmy, we gotta have them cows milked and that fence painted by suppertime. So don't be settin' around all day switching thumbs.

Jimmy: Yes, sir.
by Hilda's Grand October 31, 2011
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packet switching

when the man first inserts his penis into the vagina and then quickly removes and plunges it into the anus. The motion is repeated fiercely.
After a stunning performance of packet switching, Tom was completely exhausted and messy.
by disestablishmentarianism November 10, 2008
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switching buses

When one male genitalia is trusted into another male genitalia after months of stretching the inside of the penis.
man: "o gosh, I stayed up all night switching buses with Fred!"
by PEZ man5 May 1, 2011
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