A condition where a male over-exaggerates his cold-like symptoms, mistakenly (or occasionally purposefully, for attention) thinking he has swine flu.
This is a more severe form of man flu.
This is a more severe form of man flu.
Man: "Uggggh! I'm DYING!!!"
Woman: "No you're not"
Man: "I think I've got flu!"
Woman: "You've got the sniffles, you big puff"
Man: "No, I think I've got swine flu!"
Woman: "You've got Man Swine Flu! Now get up and put that shelf up."
Woman: "No you're not"
Man: "I think I've got flu!"
Woman: "You've got the sniffles, you big puff"
Man: "No, I think I've got swine flu!"
Woman: "You've got Man Swine Flu! Now get up and put that shelf up."
by deejayone July 22, 2009
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Friend 1: "Did you see Tom last night at the club?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, that girl was large. He was really catching the swine flu."
Friend 2: "Yeah, that girl was large. He was really catching the swine flu."
by neo069 August 26, 2009
Get the Catching the Swine Flu mug.A compleatly overated illness promoted by the media because they have nothing else to write about. according to the media, Swine flu will become a pandemic, and everyone will end up dying because there is no cure. Also refered to as "A-H1N1."
Random Kid: *cough cough*
Another Kid: "OMG YOU HAVE SWINE FLU! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!"
Random Kid: ...
Other Kid: "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
Another Kid: "OMG YOU HAVE SWINE FLU! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!"
Random Kid: ...
Other Kid: "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
by ♥ sMiLeYbAbE101 ♥ May 3, 2009
Get the Swine Flu mug.The Swine flu is the sick feeling you get when you wake up next to a fat girl, whore, skank, slut or other non-desirable form of monster.
When I woke up and saw her laying there I knew I had contracted a case of the swine flu. Known to cause instant regret and years of therapy. The swine flu gives you the same feeling you get after you eat at KFC. "Oh God, why did I just do that? I
feel like shit. I have to get the fuck outta here."
feel like shit. I have to get the fuck outta here."
by RBN33 April 27, 2009
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OMG Bro!! I am sorry you have the swine flu, but we all appreciate you taking one for the team last night.
by H-Town JrMafia April 30, 2009
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The swine flu insult is a codename for police. In police have a history of being identified as dirty pigs. The swine flu insult was invented so that cops would not know what people would be talking about. When calling the police officers pigs, the cops have the right to arrest you for hate crime, hence swine flu has replaced the pig terminology. The cops are unaware of the term.
Synonymns: rat, pig, snitch, police, cops, officers, rick Ross(rApper/correctional officer), jakes, snakes, etc
The swine flu insult is a codename for police. In police have a history of being identified as dirty pigs. The swine flu insult was invented so that cops would not know what people would be talking about. When calling the police officers pigs, the cops have the right to arrest you for hate crime, hence swine flu has replaced the pig terminology. The cops are unaware of the term.
Synonymns: rat, pig, snitch, police, cops, officers, rick Ross(rApper/correctional officer), jakes, snakes, etc
by Sham-iLL May 24, 2009
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