Taylor Swiftboated

When someone with an anti-social disorder (ego-mania, perhaps?) destroys one's moment in the limelight.

My head was rushing, I didn't know who to begin to thank, then some fucker grabbed the mic and Taylor Swiftboated my ass.

by Evil W September 15, 2009

Taylor Swift

A twenty-three year old singer who is unjustly hated upon because of her dating history.

Person 1: Did you hear that new Taylor Swift song?
Person 2: Ya its amazing!!

by ChristianGrl June 21, 2013

swift jacked

To be the victim of petty theft or robbery. Usually used with an air of surprise or anger by the victim or a third party when the offense has been uncovered.

Ahh shit fool, your television has just been swift jacked.

Who swift jacked the last corona?

by crazysauce33 March 7, 2005

Swifty Ban

Creating an event in World of Warcraft so large that you will inadvertently crash your server and become banned from the game.

Dude, their was so many people in gold shire that i got a swifty ban.

by Hansonificator July 19, 2011

Swiftamine

A new medicine on the market for those affected by vertigo after discovering they love Taylor Swift.

"God... I need some Swiftamine."

by SilenceDogood91100 July 20, 2016

swift middle school

a dogshit school where in 2020-2021 they made school lunches free but taste worse than my grandmother's ashes, where half the kids get off to hentia or the emo kid in the back of the class, where the current 8th grade math teacher literally has a heart attack when you close your eyes longer than 3 seconds, literally the best teachers here are the social studies/LEAD teachers and the RA teacher(s) besides the art one, she's a karen.

OP: Do you remember Swift Middle School?
Reply: Why would i remember that place? the teachers were terrible and the food was atleast 60 days old

by SmokeyTheFur May 12, 2021

Taylor Swiftor

Taylor Swiftor is Taylor Swift's secret love child. She looks just like Taylor Swift. Except she's not naturally blonde. She uses "Sunny Karen Day" hair dye, and is living her best life. Usually used to describe someone short, not naturally blonde, and happy.

Omg, she's, like, acting like a TOTAL Taylor Swiftor today. Like, what the hell?

by 👍🏻happy March 2, 2023