Sweather

Sweater Weather.
Usually in Fall weather that is perfect for a sweater.

Person one: The air is crisp today.
Person two: Oh yea, it's sweather already.

by Velvet Ribbon Boutique Boston August 30, 2009

Sweater puppies

A woman's breasts.

She's got her sweater puppies covered up with that shirt.

by Anjigirl May 23, 2018

norwegian sweater-vest

When a guy or group of guys cum on a girl's chest in a criss cross fashion and then shave their pubic hair on her.

I can't believe that that girl let us give her a norwegian sweater-vest.

by ksmith4 May 16, 2011

sweatering

The act of hovering so close to your friend in a bar that you appear to be his sweater, which inadvertently keeps women from approaching the group.

Those chicks were looking hard, but Jimmy was sweatering me so they moved on.

by woodchipper May 20, 2008

Cosby Sweater

The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other 'bright, colorful' breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980's sitcom "The Cosby Show".

Nicole was overjoyed to receive "a Cosby Sweater" for her birthday.

by Nicole & Eric September 19, 2008

sweater sandwich

when two hairy shirtless males hug a person at the same time, thus creating a "sandwich" of the person

Chuck and Josh gave Marc a sweater sandwich.

by Abia May 3, 2010

Grandma Sweater

A sweater without a hood that contains kittens playing with yarn, teddy bears, bird in the meadow, or puppies. Usually worn by your grandma or older women 60 years of age and old.

It must have been senior citizens day at the grocery store earlier. There were more grandma sweaters per square foot than I’ve ever witnessed!

by JamJam24 October 8, 2010