cum swatter

Someone who gets cummed on then rubs it in like lotion and smacks them self

Shut the fuck up you cum swatter.
Can I come swat you.

by BRobb May 20, 2008

Twat Swatter

A girl version of a cock blocker.

Somebody who will not let you get laid.

A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.

"Dude, Jenny is such a twat swatter. She totally ruined my game."

"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"

"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"

by That'll Happen May 21, 2009

Twat-swatter

It is the girl version of the cock-blocker.

Rachel: Cindy is such a twat-swatter, she would let me hook up with Adam because she told him I have crabs.
Susan: But you totally don't!
Rachel: I know!

by KingUnicorn477 May 19, 2009

Swatter

A person origining from the South Western area of Houston known as SWAT.

Look at that guy, you can definitely tell he's a swatter.

by A.C.M.K. # 23 July 13, 2009

scatted

the past tense of skeet.

sombody scatted all over that mirror

by dlmp February 27, 2009

aKa Frosty, BLACKOUT, XBL Number One Swatter

Frosty made his mark on the internet back in 2010, he started off as a unknown person over the net, he has become WORLD WIDE FAMOUS after Swatting and trolling the XBOX LIVE #1 Trash talker DJ KEEMSTAR, and was classed as a God among men. and is talked about over the net. and i does not surprise me, we will hear ALOT more about this kid. as he still continues to attack Keemstar and his "Army" with his good E Friend Geretsmith.

aKa Frosty, BLACKOUT, XBL Number One Swatter

by 4Chan [Anonymous" January 17, 2011

twot swatter

1. When a female prevents another female from accepting or pursuing the interest of male.
2. When a female prevents another female from achieving a goal.

Example:
GirlA:Ima go talk to that guy over there and see whats good.
GirlB: Ok.
Guy:Hey, I noticed you over there, I was waiting for.
GirlA: Hi, Wow cool. Just taking my time making sure you were looking at me. So whats your name?
GirlB: Hi, my name is ____ . Sorry I took so long, to come over. I was getting her and me a drink. This is my friend___(GirlA). So what is your drink (Guy)? What is your name by the way?
GirlA: Hey! Stop being a twot swatter___(GirlB)! I'm trying to snagg this guy so back off!

by 1713Queen December 8, 2010