swaffeling

It means to bang your gentleman's sausage on the side of the Taj Mahal.

The only problem I do have here is that I am not allowed to use the word 'swaffeling'. - Jeremy Clarkson.

by CortezDevil December 11, 2021

cack snaffler

the act of getting your vitamin e from your partners feaces.

" hello darling have you eaten today? "no?" would you like to try the cack snaffler?

by bagger92 March 23, 2010

Snaffler

Someone who will screwover/steal from friends to enjoy his own person consumption of marijunana

"I bought a 50 bag off paddy the other day, but I only got 40 worth", "that Snaffler must have been scrouging on the bud"

by Snafflerino June 3, 2009

Scaffle

Verb.
To stab someone in the eye with a dull pencil or pencil eraser.
Can be used in the past tense. Scaffled.

Tom through a paper at me so I scaffled him.
Dude, why's your eye bleeding? Did you get scaffled?

by HRHAnastasia February 23, 2011

Snaffle

To snaffle: to steal, usually food, in a sneaky manner, often accompanied by the sound "yoink".

I was walking into the kitchen when i found someone snaffling the chocolate raisins! =0

by Loocie July 15, 2005

swaffling

The action of a swelling, throbbing penis.

The Penis was swaffling right before it came on my face.

by unicornjizz April 11, 2012

spaffle

lubing a chick back up by spitting on her pussy

"Damn, this chicks drying up....I'll just fix it with a little spaffle"

by Dippin Dave March 22, 2007