Bean Sneeze

When a Female ejaculates

Bean, being reference to the clitoris
Sneeze, being reference to the quivering, wet aftermath.

Do the math...

"How did it go with Stacey last night??"

"Not bad, i gave her head and she did a Bean Sneeze all over my face"

by CaptainStripe December 2, 2010

Sneeze Fart

The rare but priceless occasion where a persons sneeze causes an unexpected fart, usually in an embarassing situation.

Did that mother fucker really just sneeze fart?

by Blitzkriego January 20, 2009

Sneeze Priest

A random person who says "God Bless You" when you sneeze but seldom goes to church and is not really religous. This forces you to acknoledge them or give the sign of the cross.

After sneezing in a public place, a stranger says "God Bless You" and looks at you with an expectaion of a thank you. Your friend says "who was that?" and you reply "I have no idea, he must be the local Sneeze Priest!"

by xctx February 26, 2009

sneeze my chonies

accidentally tinkle a little in your underwear

I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna sneeze my chonies..

by ChonieMama February 11, 2008

Sneeze Nasty

Adverb: the act of sneezing while simultaneously shitting your pants, brings shart-ing to the next level

Michelle:I have the beer shits and a cold what a shitty day

Chelsey: Oh no, you better be careful or you might just sneeze nasty

by MickChe April 7, 2011

Ninja sneeze

when you think you're going to sneeze, but then you don't. it's there one moment, and then it just disappears like a ninja!

Friend 1: *look of concentration*....dang!
Friend 2: what?
Friend 1: ninja sneeze

Friend 2: aw, i hate that
Friend 1: i know right?

by XxCottonCandyStarsxX May 18, 2009

glitter sneezer

A term for a flamboyant homosexual man.

I can't believe Aaron's wife was surprised when he came out of the closet. He's always been such a glitter sneezer.

by Beirut Brew Baby December 18, 2012