Sunglasses Affect

The sunglasses affect is a condition involving people who wear sunglasses, and the consequences of such can apply to both sexes. There is a general rule that people who wear sunglasses look more attractive. This applies especially to females. Males viewing a female or vice versa may think that the person wearing sunglasses is attractive, when in reality they may not be. This can be particularly devastating and emotionally crippling when the person you are staring at turns out to be not attractive. However, if the person is actually as attractive as the sunglasses hint at, the results are most satisfying. Hence, the sunglasses affect can be both positive and negative, but it is generally linked to the negative side.

sunglasses affect

by gbullets June 20, 2010

wearing your sunglasses at night

Doing a good Cory Hart impression, either as a gag or by inadvertantly affecting his style.

Ahahaha! That was a funny-ass Cory Hart impression, dude. You were truly wearing your sunglasses at night!

That guy totally looks like Cory Hart. He's really wearing his sunglasses at night.

by Lawrence Heimann October 3, 2006

sunglasses

Euphemism for erection, used on the Muse website by adorers of Matt Bellamy when looking at pictures of him with an erection.

Oh my god! Sunglasses alert!! I love that pic of Matt's sunglasses!! He must have been really pleased to see some lucky girl!!

by matthewslover April 8, 2005

giant sunglass bitch

When a , bitchy, rich entitled woman or teenage girl wears giant dark sunglasses and doesnt take them off when inside (especially when ordering at Starbucks). The sunglass lenses are enormous and cover half her face. The size of the sunglasses is directly proportional to the level of bitchiness. GSB for short. similar to rehab glasses.

Check out the blonde chick over there who cut in line at starbucks and is being rude to the barista. Shes still wearing those huge dark sunglasses! What a giant sunglass bitch.

by dwyooaj September 17, 2012

arabian sunglasses

When you place your ballsack over someones eyes when their sleeping so they can't see the light, when they wake up

Joe : Whats wrong Jack you look pissed?
Jack : My fucking gay ass room mate gave me arabian sunglasses while I was sleeping

by Gunfree October 29, 2008

Sunglasses Boi

An urban legend about a stack pf sunglasses that will steal your sunglasses to become even more legendary.

Person 1" Is that Sunglasses Boi?"
Person 2" Yes, we need to be careful or else it will swipe our sunglasses."

by Thereallola May 22, 2019

Sunglassed

The adjective to describe the behaviour one uses towards another that best resembles between 'fuck you' and 'deal with it'.
When someone gives you that smirk of 'deal with it' , you'll know it.
Can also be expressed using the 'sunglasses emoji'.

Me: 'Today I worked overtime coz I was piled with tasks and my co-worker knew well about it, but didn't help and instead finished earlier to get home.'

My mate: 'You just got sunglassed!

Me:' I what?'

by chakosquegee June 6, 2020