stresspool

Derived from the word cesspool. Having to do something or go somewhere that will cause you to have a large amount of stress in your life.

My job is a stinking stresspool!!

by Anella Harmeyer March 19, 2008

stressed depressed lemon zest

Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.

"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."

by EasyPeasyIemonSqueezy October 10, 2019

Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS)

One of the most unproductive form of exam stress. PASS usually occurs the day following an important exam and involves the sufferer analysing and stressing about said exam and all the things they think they got wrong or right, what they could have done better and how well they think they did.
It is usually accompanied by insomnia which usually leads to poor performance in exams that may follow, thus perpetuating further post and pre-exam stress.

person1- oh man, I'm gonna be up all night thinking about that physics paper we just wrote.

person2- yeah, I definitely got question 9.3.1 all wrong...

person1- damn it, Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS) is so pointless!

by raesayhey November 17, 2009

stressed off

a combination of being stressed out and pissed off, not to be confused with pissed out (dehydrated)

I was going to get off work early today but then my boss made me stay and cover a girl's shift, who called out even though she wasn't sick. I was stressed off.

by Ms. Moka August 3, 2007

stress fart

an especially foul-smelling, raunchy gaseous explosion created by the churning of one's own stomach due to unhealthy levels of stress.

"Damn. That smells awful. Do you need to change your pants?"
"No it's all good. Just a stress fart created by the upcoming block exam."

by 1b1b1b1 October 20, 2008

Stress Puppy

A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

by Zak May 3, 2003

Stress

The one thing everyone has and no one want, stress is a complete asshole. It'll fuck you when you're up, and It'll fuck you when you're down. It is known to cause Suicide, murder, tumors, AIDS, and cancer. So Don't get stressed out, cause stress SUCKS! Usually caused by something unfortunate, like death, job loss, woman loss, school, etc.

Guy: Dude, I'm really stressed

Friend: Why?

Guy: I lost my job, and I failed all my classes

Friend: Well man, don't kill yourself, you'll be alright

by kingmc23 June 15, 2010