non consensual streaming

When a streaming service i.e. Hulu or Netflix auto plays a Movie or TV show you would never agree to willingly watch--and then you realize Comcast is going to charge you for streaming something that never should have been a thing--EVER!

Non consensual Streaming is when after binging every episode of Homicide Hunter in existence, and several documentaries Netflix auto plays the family friendly kids movie Trolls...

You didn't like trolls as a kid, why?! Just...why? Netflix?

....

Are you drunk?

by RebelWhiteMage August 16, 2017

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Trauma from Streaming

The specific fatigue, anxiety, and decision-paralysis induced by the paradox of infinite choice on platforms like Netflix or Spotify. It's the exhaustion of scrolling through thousands of options only to rewatch The Office again, the guilt of an ever-growing "Watch Later" list that feels like homework, and the fragmented attention from algorithmically-jarring autoplay jumps. The trauma stems from the loss of intentional viewing, replaced by a passive, overwhelming flow where consumption feels both mandatory and deeply unsatisfying.

Example: "We planned a movie night and spent 90 minutes scrolling, arguing, and reading reviews. We finally gave up and went to bed. That's trauma from streaming. The platform's endless abundance didn't bring joy; it killed our ability to choose and made us feel guilty for not watching perfectly."

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

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Screaming Tini

Derogatory term used for someone that is being extra loud and argumentative for little to no reason.

Ronald: Martini please.
Bartender: Sure thing, coming right up.
Ronald: I SAID NOW! WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT I WANT IT NOW!
Innocent Bystander: Wow, he is being a real screaming tini...

by Pot sticks March 3, 2021

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Screaming peepees

This is painful urination, typically from STDs.

Ben Dover found that the screaming peepees was a very real thing in the toilet.

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

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Screaming Ginger

Screaming Ginger is an alcoholic drink invented by a retired midwestern State Trooper, father and husband of a law enforcement official. The drink is made up of 2 shots of Revel Stoke Roasted Apple Whisky in a tall glass of Canada Dry Ginger Ale. The drink was invented after both of the inventors children became teenagers and would constantly fight, argue, yell and quarrel. Being bald already, the inventor had no hair to pull out. He instead turned to drinking and became an amateur mixologist. The wife did not approve of his ability to relax without her permission, so the drink had to be developed in utmost secrecy. Screaming Ginger's soon caught on with family and friends at parties. While quite soothing and delicious, it is also quite potent and has led to many nights of utmost bliss when able to medicate himself and get a well earned respite from the constant caterwauling. It is permissible to replace the Revel Stoke with another apple whisky, ie. Apple Crown Royal.....

Mike's second Screaming Ginger helped him relax and hence he was able to solve a majority of the world's problems.

by SSsSssSsSSssssf;kljf;lkadskg;l October 16, 2019

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