reverse scorpion

Sexual position similar to the scorpion or the wheelbarrow. In this poistion, with the downward facing female's legs pulled up (as in the wheelbarrow) the male turns about face (creating ass on ass contact) and fucks his girl in a backward fashion.
This move was popularized by the pro skateboarder and satellite radio host Jason Ellis.

Note: Confused? Many men contend that this position is impossible but that is only because their dicks are most likely too small to pull it off.

Caution: There is a serious risk of phallic injury while performing this act. Make sure your chick is able to balance herself well and allow no sudden jerky movements.

girl:"I got drunk last night and went home with Bernard. He did this thing that he called a reverse scorpion to me. I was truly disgusted but I'm going out with him again on Saturday night."

by bernard l. November 13, 2007

(Sexy) Skorpion

A twist on an old favourite: The man begins by lying on his back with a woman lying on her back with their heads together and feet pointing in opposite directions. The man then flips his legs behind his head imitating the action of a striking scorpion. The woman then proceeds to catch his manhood in her mouth where the dance of love then continues.

Woman: I hunger for your manhood.

Man: Let's do a twist on an old favourite.

Woman: Surely you don't mean...

Man: Yes. ((Sexy) Skorpion)

by rickard's bed December 7, 2009

scorpio

A zodiac sign that is said to be the sexiest, but also has a jealous heart.

Im a scorpio, yo!

by chickypoopoo January 5, 2004

smorph

A piece of shit that morphs into many annoying different types of trolls, commonly found on mmo's

Dude1: Dude did you see that asshole 2 sec ago?
Dude2: Yea what a fucking smorph. Hope he gets anally raped by an elephant.

by Invisus Viscus July 30, 2009

scrotal scorpion

Scrotal scorpions are also known as crabs. After having sexual intercourse with a dirty slut, one could easily obtain scrotal scorpions.

Man, these scrotal scorpions are snacking on my nutsack!

These fucking scrotal scorpions are pissing me the hell off! I'm gonna kill the bitch that gave me these damned things.

Scrotal scorpions fucking suck man!

by Drew Ehrman June 18, 2006

Scorpio

The scientifically proven best zodiac sign, from a study of exclusively scorpios. You are a Scorpio if you were born between October 23 and November 22. Lucky you!

My birthday is November 9, making me a Scorpio. I am not biased.

by Meepless in Seattle August 3, 2020

starpunch

Open handed punch to the anus, directly to the hole. You have to hit so hard that air forces into the anus and farts back.

Jerm: I totally starpunched my wife and she almost sharted!
Lace: Thats really gross man.

by destroyer145 June 10, 2013