Stoney Creek is a town thats apart of Hamilton, ON. It is generally nicer than east end hamilton gets a bit shitty near Cardinal Newman, but theres really not much to do here besides partying and getting totally trashed. Everyone goes around looks for weed here, and smokes it on sidewalks, parks cause its pretty depressing living here. Lot of wannabe gangsters that act tough, until authority comes then they shit their pants. On Sunday nights theres car meets where a bunch of shitbox cars meet up at Nash road by the mcdonalds or fiesta mall, you'll witness 30 year olds trying to fight 18 year olds cause they have nothing better to do. Basically never come here, or you'll hate your life.
Person 1: Yo lets smoke a blunt theres nothing to do here
Person 2: Yeah thats because we live in Stoney Creek fool, theres a bush party we could link cuz
Person 1: Ight bro, lets rob these fools pocket change for a philly and bud.
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Going on a car ride around a (sometimes unknown) neighborhood while getting stoned (high on weed) and then admiring your surroundings, specifically the architecture. Best when accompanied by loved ones.
Maria - "Hey, wanna go for a stoney ride?"
John - "Sure! I've been wanting to explore a neighborhood near my house, plus, I feel like getting high."
by Alameda Del Cobre September 27, 2011
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So stoned that your brain turned into balonga.
"Damn dude, I'm so stoney balonga right now."
by SlammedHammed February 13, 2016
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Express *need* to chill, like when you are fucked up and you spot cops around.
Look, we need to go stoney or we're gonna be fucked!
by Jim December 5, 2004
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when youre stoned outta your mind p.s. BONG TOKE
'Dude are you high" "Im stoney balonie"
by Orange420 July 6, 2010
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To mean well, but nonetheless habitually engage in various lies, inaccuracies, and half truths surrounding simple answers to low stakes questions. All of this behavior is predomintly driven by the primacy of THC in the life of the offender, coupled with this is a punk rock sensibility. In other words, they are totally roasted....
I understand you need a clear itinerary sir, but one thing you need to know is that Ryan is rather the Stoney Bologna, and this means you could have a much more memorable and free experience, since he has no regard for rules and will
Allow your vacation to create itself in real time like becoming it's own beast!
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Some man who calls himself the "mayor" of Richmond, Virginia, but literally no one has ever heard of.

He loves doing war crimes, chloroacetophenone, real estate, gentrification, cocaine, Dominion Energy CEO Thomas Farrell, doing sweeps of homeless encampments, making cardboard cutouts of his face, telling lies, Crown Victorias, and living at Miller and Rhoades Apartments.
I am aware of the video of what *appears* to be a police cruiser attempting to run over a group of protesters. I saw no criminal activity here and I did not see a problem. This quote was leaked, but it is real.

Levar Stoney's Richmond Police Department brutalized Richmonders for 91 consecutive days and faced zero consequences.
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