Steam

A video game launcher. Steam is owned by Valve and run by our true lord and savior Gaben. Steam is so great because Gaben blesses us with constant sales and the latest games on the market. Most games give you great quality for a good price, unlike some other launchers. (*cough cough* Origin *cough cough*)

"Hey, do you have a Steam account? If you do, that's cool. My username is GeoStrat."

by LilNep April 24, 2019

Steam

all hail lord fucking gaben

only get games from steam or I will hit you were the sun don't shine!

by pet russian July 3, 2020

Steamed

Tired, worn out, exhausted, having a medical issue, how you feel after a fight you beat in. Can be used in sentence if you dont feel good or you are tired for example:

Yo I just got steamed! I feel mad steamed right now.

by jmsmilin September 27, 2020

Steam

A program designed by VALVe to make more money out of their games, and convenience gamers by auto updating games, and adding a friends/im system. This makes them more money because they dont have to pay the publisher as much money so instead of getting 15 bucks a copy after all the publishing fees, they get about 40. It was released over one and a half years ago with many bugs, those bugs were fixed, but people still blame steam on their crappy comp

steam is much better, just because ur 4 year old comp and ur 56k connection cant run the game fast, doesn't mean its steam fault. What would u rather do, Wait for 5 hours inline on fileplanet, or directly download content from one of steam 44 content servers.

by Scarface November 29, 2004

steamed

it means MAD.

oh MAN, he's steamed

by Nick February 21, 2003

steam

Verb - meaning to smoke weed or to get completly wasted.

Ronald: Yo Evan, roll up into The Brook so we can steam some dro.

Evan: Ok, but only after I skeet up on yo woman.

by Evan V. February 16, 2005

steam

A nasty chest injury, more likely than not caused by a flying section of pipe.

Let off some steam, Bennett

by Mark L Lester February 9, 2004