smack crack heart attack

A myocardial infarction brought on by the act of simultaneously hitting cocaine and heroin (commonly known as a speedball). Rhyme for effect.

My buddy John was hitting the speedballs one after the over, then all of a sudden, he collapsed to the ground, clutching his chest. It was a smack crack heart attack.

by s0ulShatter January 12, 2011

slackattack

A condition that strikes a once helpfull individual and causes them to suddenly not want to do anything. The affliction often never improves and usually the victim becomes more lazy and will slack off beyond all hope.

Dad ( after work ); "Why aren't the leaves raked ?"
Mom (After cleaning house all day, paying bills, still washing last nights dishes and preparing dinner.); "Our houseguest had another slackattack."

by jpg3 November 28, 2011

spackattack

derived from spastic originally then spacker then spackattack its when someone has a spasticated attack like a epileptic fit only there not epileptic when someone decides they are going to act really really wierd and dance in funny ways or say stupid things they are having a spackattack

stop having a spackattack in my room do it outside

by boonking July 6, 2011

Smackattack

The worst of something, opposite to Sparkarama. Usually refering to girls.

Created by OllieOC

Liam Chinese: 'Ollie, check out this girl she's really fit.'

OllieOC: 'Are you fucking kidding she's Smackattack'

Liam Chinese: 'Your right as usual.'

OllieOC: 'I Know.'

by OllieOC April 11, 2011

Smackattack

To be under fire or harassment from colleagues or friends, usually involving insults. A sustained verbal onslaught.

Shucks, my mum just gave me a 10-hour smackattack for not tidying my room.

by SuperMegaUberMike May 17, 2008