Tess St. John

A goated calc teacher.

Nerd 1: Yo have you gotten into Tess St. John’s class?
Nerd 2: Nah man I got waitlisted.
Nerd 3: Y’all got Tess? She’s the goat!

by Flamingofanatic69 March 28, 2022

st. john xxiii college prep

St. John is the true definition of hell. A Catholic high school located in Katy, Texas where students are separated into 5 cults and forced to compete against each other. Known as the crustiest school in the area, St. John excels at zero sports and contains strictly hoes and religious girls, nothing in between.

"Hear St. John xxiii college prep went 2-8 this season, thank god they're improving"

by Tim Jaureguido March 9, 2017

St. John Allerdyce

The character in x-men comics that can manipulate fire. my favorite character in the x-men comics. he's pyro. he dies of the legacy virus in the comics, but in the movies, he's alive and well on magneto's side.

john, will you stop playing with that lighter?

by Alira January 17, 2004

St. John Bosco Highschool

A sports focused school that only cares about sports. Mostly the football team.

Blake: "St. John Bosco Highschool number one county in the nation"

by Mr. Masciel October 24, 2018

Pulling a St. John

Commiting an act of random stupidity and then proceeding to deny it, disregarding all evidence.

Pulling a St. John.

guy 1: dude we're going the wrong way.
guy 2: No we're not.
........
guy 1: dude that took like 2 hours longer than usual
guy 2: no no, I deliberatly drove that way, I wanted to see the coast road.

by Fionn Keane April 17, 2008

Fort St. John

a city in Northern BC where people who work at Tim Hortons are paid $15/hr and where the ratio of men to women is 3:1. Most people can't wait to move away but the weird magnetism of the money draws many back (if only to pay off some debts).

see also:FSJ The John brocket

Joe: I need some money, badly.
Kwame: Go to Fort St. John, I made $2000 working full-time at Tim Hortons in ONE month...
Joe: Sweet!

by Lady Kissinger December 21, 2008

Port St. John

A small town in Florida bordering Cocoa, Canaveral Groves, and Titusville, inhabited by rednecks, lower middle class old people, and black people too soft to live in Cocoa. A good ole' boy's version of Rockledge. The only "port" there is this poor excuse on the Indian River that you can barely get a bassboat into.

He was talkin' shit about clickin' up? That fuck ass nigga lives in Port St. John, whats he gonna do ride over here on a go cart and start sprayin a BB gun?

by Siegel McBirdman February 24, 2007